There are so many legendary lines in this film
My favourites are thus;
Was your daddy a meat burgler? Cos it looks like he stole two fine hams and stuck em down your pants.
"Im like Mother Teresa. Only of boning"
"You have what they call homo un-erectus. That is when your wang is hugified not by a woman but by a man"
"Lance you are clearly gay, and that cool, but you tried to lube me up and that not cool"
Safe
he was kicked in what in they call in the medical profession: the ball sack!
do it in the butt
i am julies piano! i just wrote that song
Excuse me, sweet thing. Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
shareyou just ate some human s***
(after the speech about how he knew he was in love)...and i felt it, deep down inside my pants
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"Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliking to?"
share"I am uh currently in the process of getting my resume typed up at kinko's"
and then the other guy goes "kinko's...good people"
"dabit?"
"Uh no, that's da butt, and I also like tennis"
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"There's some magic over there on that curtain..Heh heh, that was a looong shot."
"Hey baby, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
"I am Julie's piano...I am Julie's piano. See? I wrote a song for you"
That's cold, Obi-Wan.
"Officer No!"
shareI guess it wasn't such a good idea to light the fire with all that pleather and cologne aboard. (after the mob lit his houseboat aflame)
Meaner than a broke-d!ck dog! (during his dress up routine)
Don't let the smooth taste fool you - I'm from the streets. (I quote that from time to time - just makes me laugh)
the whole smooth taste back and forth is amazing
"Don't let the smooth taste fool you- I'm from the streets"- Cyrus
"Well I still live in the streets and can occasionally be found waking up in them."- Leon
cracks me up everytime
i'm surprised this movie didn't win at least 4 or 5 oscars for writing alone
I like when he gets out of the boat to get the mail and he looks at the mail man and says ''sh, I was boning a lady in there''
sharedefinaltey has to be...
"that was a longggg shot"
"no thats DABUTT and i also enjoy tennis"
"can i buy you a fish sandwich"
Leon: You know who is to blame? The Wang! I should just cut it off.
Julie: You're not going to cut it off.
Leon: I know. That's the craziest thing I ever thought of.
When he sees his houseboat burned, I love the lispy way he says: "I did not do anything to detherve thith."
^ whoo! I could'nt stop laughing at that 1." u just ate human *beep*" ROFL
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Surely it's "face sandwich", as in, a kiss? He just has a lisp. What would a fish sandwich mean? Well, I can think of something, but surely you'd need 2 women for that...
hahaha "i am julie's piano, i wrote that song for you"
best line in the whole movie.
"If you are rich and I boned you, please meet me in the Nacho Car, and if you are rich and want to be boned, please meet me in the Nacho Car.
Can't forget the converstion between Leon and the Nun.
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the whole movies is my favorite line ! ! !
VERY under-rated comedy
"uh, yeah, that sounds good"
"yeah, well that's cool"
(these 2 lines have made it into my regular repertoire of movie quotes)
also
pointing to a map of the world - "this will be the general area of our search"
"yeah, well get ready to see a wet bird fly at night"
"So how long have u been nunnin it up"
"The one with the 3 inch penis"
"What is your favorite hole?"
"duly noted"
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My personal favorites are "...and you just gotta stick your thumb, hell stick both thumbs in there like the fonz "ayyyee!" there might be some funny smells afterwards but you just take a shower and it's cool"
"Clamidia is a soup. It's my opinion, I can have it if I want to. Oh, I don't care if you are a 'doctor'".
"Au Contrair, Bonjour.!"
"I figured that first we would go to Paris, and then I was thinkin' that we could go to France..."
"Take you're woman by the hand, and do her in the butt" LOL!
"To say never say never, you done said never twice" Common and Mos Def
my favourite line was when tiffany showed up in a black corset
:)
The part that made me laugh really long, and really hard, was the part where Julie is ripping up his radio show cassette tape after all those people wouldn't hire him, and Leon is very slowly protesting.
"Hey. But that is the only tape.... the tape is important. There's people looking.... that's not.... don't...."
I don't know why, but that killed me.
"once in the 80s... but i did not enjoy it"- he tells the nun this on the radio when she asks if he's ever been down the golden river.
i love it man... so funny!!!
after doing a girl: "listen baby, that was cool but i got to go..."
"The world has seen little trouble from the Carthaginians for well over 2000 years."
I also like when he says "My car, uh, doesn't exist, so...."
share"...And this letter is not from Jimmie Walker!" I honestly bust up everytime I see that part
"I-am-Julie's-Piano...I-am-Julie's-Piano. I wrote that song, about you."
There were some classic Will Ferrell ones too...
"Time for the Pterodactyl!"
"Until he squirms and squeels like a little, piglett!...Uh, you guys know what I mean, right?"
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That's one of my favs too.
share"hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"
I use this line all the time and it works.
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This is the ultimate line..."Let's go to dinner and a movie sometime. And by dinner I mean 'have sex' and by movie i mean 'i'm gonna film it'" Great line that i didn't see anybody put.
"I wanna take a big bite out of your butt." another good one.
"So this is my fabulous yacht, or as I like to call it, my personal Skanktuary."
"I had to get the magic cleaned from out of this curtain, that was a looong shot for Leon."
"Officer, Nooo!"
Too many others to list.
"Electric Bill, gas bill, houseboat bill." (Throws all of them in the water)
"Officer Noo!" Is my alltime favorite line.
Scrap Iron: "Come on Johnny Mathis... you said you from the streets, brotha."
I also love when Cyrus refers to Leon's buddies as "the rest of the Sunshine Band."
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Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the f---ing bell, you pansy