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what are ur favorite lines


i diddnt see anyhone make a post like this...and if there is one,i missed it.

mine wuld have to be the first one...where te protestor throws the egg at Mugatu,and that little snippet an extra makes "Look out,she's got an egg!"
i couldnt stop laughing at that....

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i was in my first year ofthe second grade and i looked at my reflection in a spoon and thought wow you're really ridiculously good looking. maybe i could make a career out of that

Lawyer:You sir are a moron
Homer:A Mormon,but I'm from earth!

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is this a center for ants!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!??!?!... *thinks*it has to be atleast three times as big as this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I love when he accidentally breaks JP Prewitt's glass thing around his hand and he should you freaking idiot!

Also, the classic:

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

Erotic is when you use a feather. Porn is when you use the whole chicken

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I love the part where Matilda was telling Derek and Hansel her story about when she was fat and Derek was like "Ew". That was hilarious!

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Hansel: [shocked] You can read minds??

We're both part of the same hypocrisy, senator, but never think it applies to my family

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LOL!

I guess you're not the only one who likes it...

http://singwith.comli.com/lists.php

It's the most liked scene! :)

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"Roofus, Meekus, and Brint were like brothers to me, and we I say 'brother' I don't mean like an actual brother, but in the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think."

"You think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you, Walter Chronciet... you aren't..."

There are so many great lines in this film it's too hard to choose.

"Sunlight in the hair, and the blue sky fixed forever in your eyes."
The Vampire Lestat

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Yep, the brother one definitely had me rolling.

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when matilda reveals when she was a teen that she was "bulimic" and derek says in all seriousness "you can read minds???". hilarious!!! and then when she goes on to explain that she threw up after eating, derek and hansel crack up laughing and say "we throw up after we eat all the time". what a bunch of dimbulbs. too funny. but it doesn't stop there. she then explains that it's a disease and somehow that turns into them questioning problems with her sex life. that whole scene just cracked me up.

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You think you're too cool for school. But here's a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite.... You aren't.

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Anything with Billy Zane is perfect.

"Listen to your good friend Billy Zane. He's a cool guy."

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Dammit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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it has to be when Mugatu sees magnum
"Dear God! Its Beautiful!"

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Yes the look on his face when just before he was totally ripping Derek to shreads and then it's as if he just saw the birth of baby Jesus. He goes limp and just let's the guards take him down without a struggle. Lol that too is my fav.

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