Best Line In Spaced? - Spaced (1999) Discussion

[–] thefooligan5 15 years ago

Definitely hard to pick a favorite but a few lines that always kills me are:

Tim: It's been five years!
Daisy: I was drunk ...

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Daisy: Tim got a miniature drum kit for his fifth birthday.

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Tim: FHM voted her (Gillian Anderson) sexiest woman in the world in 1996.
Daisy: What about you?
Tim: I wasn't placed

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Daisy: I'm just going shopping and wondered if you wanted anything.
Tim: A crossbow?

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Daisy's breakdown of the relationship with her exboyfriend through the sandwhich toaster analogy is brilliat

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Tim: I'll get some popcorn ... and a muzzle.

There are just too many good lines to reference here. I could just as well post every script and only then would the references be sufficient. What is wonderful about the show is apart from the fantastic writing and directing is the extremely subtle and hhilariously effective facial mannerisms of all the characters. Pegg manages to crack me up with the slightest move of his mouth and the dialogue is paced to perfection with wonderful pauses and various voice inflections which amazingly make an already wonderful script even better. I've yet to find another person I know who likes this show which is unfortunate because I am dying to share it with appreciative company.

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[–] Gwasgray 15 years ago

Vulva: (to Brian) I can't BELIEVE some of the SH*T I used to do with YOUUU!

Vulva: It's not finished! (Pause) It's finished!

Tyres: Oy-Oy!! You lucky people!

Tim: ...Bogling to Aswad!!
Daisy: That was research!

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[–] iamnothing1980 15 years ago

Daisy: What does "TFU" stand for?
Tim: "The *beep* Uppest"

And from the same episode...

Dexter: Have you thought any more about that rematch, Michael?
Mike: Yes, and no.
Dexter: What does that mean?
Tim: Yes he's thought about it, and no, he doesn't want one. Doesn't it?
Mike: Yes.
Dexter: So that's a no.
Mike: Yes.

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[–] Vspeeds 15 years ago

Vulva: Brian! You came!
Brian: No, I just spilled my drink.

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[–] greaney_rocks 15 years ago

Tim: Me an Mike met these scottish guys at the pub and they gave us all this cheap speed.

Daisy: Tim that is so tacky.

Tim: I know but they were so nice, If we'd said no they'd have gotten offended and beaten us to death with a pool cue.

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[–] MothTwiceborn 15 years ago

my personal favourite is in the Robot Wars episode where they basically go through the "bootup" sequence from Robocop.

Tim: Can he hear us?
Mike: (Lookin at Tim like he was an idiot) No, Tim.

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[–] brokenrecordxx 15 years ago

Tim: When you said the interview went well....do you mean ****?
Daisy: Yes, I made a complete *** out of myself.
Tim: How much of a ***?
Daisy: *hangs head* I....I said....Girl Power
Tim: Did you do this? *does peace symbol*
*Daisy nods*

I jsut thought it was a genius line. xx

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[–] chiniaply 15 years ago

tim: daisy and i have two anniversaries. she takes it from the time we first kissed and me from the time we were first intimate.

marsha: so who's is it today?

tim & daisy (kinda together): mine his

brian: so you had sex before you kissed??

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[–] raf-33 15 years ago

Tim: "Hey deadhead! Take a bite of peach!"

http://www.dymphna.net/randomquotage/spaced.shtml

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground, try this sig with spinach!

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[–] lelsey_dew 15 years ago

Oh My God...There's some *beep* Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!

Hands down the best line!

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[–] maykeyourself 15 years ago

After the rave, everyone passed out on the couch, nerves still throbbing to the beat...then Mike is shown still dancing around.

"Only for the Hardcore UK Raver!!"

Edit: Fook! Remembered another.
During the Star Wars homage at the window, Mike yawning over the radio sounding like a wookie had me in tears.

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[–] evilreincarnated 15 years ago

"I've got some Jaffa Cakes in my Coat Pocket!"

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[–] cinetics 15 years ago

"Don't let them dress you like a dick."
"Had to dress as an old Israeli woman, once."
"Did you?"
"I didn't *have to*."

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[–] blackholesun12 15 years ago

Favourite Lines are:

Tim: I have some *beep* Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket.

And

Tim: Skip to the End

"I'm insane, and you're my insanity.."

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[–] twigs70 15 years ago

Tim - "Close to the meat"

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[–] sarcophagus_deliver 15 years ago

The repeated lines:
"Watercolors?"
"No, it's more complex than that."

Brian: "It's hard to imagine a love affairs between two straight men and one is the most divine...woman."

Volva's grievous laughing: "Ahhhhhhhhaahahahahhahahaaha."

And his epilog: "A - Z. Fade Out. *Bow, then audience applause* It's not Finished. *pause for a few seconds* It's Finished. *applause continue*"

Duane: "He who dare laughs, laugh the longest."

Duane: "You shoot me in the blokes, Tim. Glad I didn't sue."
Tim: "Then why didn't you?"
Duane: "I'm not a monster, Tim."

Twist: "Daisy!! I'm not that shallow. *look at the clothes on Daisy from top to button*"

Marsha: "What're you ganna do? Blow me out?"

Daisy: "They say the twentieth first century were made of friends, not relatives. Maybe they're just all blokes."

Daisy: "Every morning I wake out it's the same!!! I bought the paper and I circle them all and I phone them, only to discover they are taken by psyche-house hunters!"

Tim: "I think we should lose the ax. I love my face."
Mike: "I love your face." *kiss the binded face of Tim*
Tim: "Let's keep the ax."

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay villain.

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[–] evilreincarnated 15 years ago

It's too orangey for crows!

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[–] JackOLantern372 15 years ago

At the house warming party when they are introducing and saying what they do.

Daisy: Writer

Brian: Artist

Mike: Uhh..Mike.

Future events such as these, will effect you in the future.

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[–] starstofillmydream 15 years ago

Like Mulan?

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[–] goosefeather_gulf 15 years ago

(playing Resident Evil)
BRIAN: What are you playing?
TIM: It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence
BRIAN: What, like It's A Knockout?

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[–] goosefeather_gulf 15 years ago

TIM: I'd look like a tw@ in a jumpsuit
DAISY: Don't say that word, it hates women
TIM: What, tw@?
DAISY: No, jumpsuit

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[–] chartofn 15 years ago

So many good ones:

Brian: Brian- painter- loser.

Brian: So it didn't really work?
Tim: No; it made me wanna drown things!

Tim: Derek? Babylon 5's a big pile of *beep*
Derek: GET OUT!
Tim and Bilbo: Ey!

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[–] steven-digby-2 15 years ago

"The first rule of Robot Club is, you don't talk about Robot Club.
The second rule of Robot Club is, you don't talk about... oh, hang on, no smoking."
"Why's there no smoking?"
"I'm not allowed to talk about it."

He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying, mammal of action

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[–] dazhuntley 15 years ago

Brian: Should I lose the waist coat?
Tim: I think you should burn it, coz if you lose it, you might find it again.

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[–] facepaint 15 years ago

'ahh, i hadn't thought of that'

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[–] greeneggsandham4 15 years ago

THREE GOOD STAR WARS MOVIES LATER...

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[–] suprdrew 15 years ago

i don't remember exactly, but Marsha thought she heard an argument and was telling Daisy about it:
Marsha: "He said 'Why can't you shoot straight you big-t*tted b*tch!'"
Daisy: "Oh, no, he was playing Tomb Raider."

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[–] Teamsawyer 15 years ago

One. Haha. Ok. Well my sig for one.

We'll drink until we A) Fall over B) Puke C) Fall over and puke!!!!

You can't drink a pint of Bovril?!

I can't believe I said Girl Power

D: Theres nothing more devastating than a big chopper
T: Shhhhh, don't cheapen this

T: No hard feelings
DB: You shot me in the balls Tim
T: Like I said, no hard feelings

I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range

D: I'm not buying you porn Tim, you can get it from railway sidings like everybody else
T: I'm a grown up, I'm supposed to leave it there

Sunflower, if thats even your real name

Oh My God, I've got some *beep* ing Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!!!!

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[–] kramersize 15 years ago

I would say at end of art performance when he says "Im not finished Now Im finished" the way he says it is very funny

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[–] WadesWiddleYellowBoxes 15 years ago

Tyres "Mine's a pint of the black stuff"
Mike "You can't drink a pint of bovril!"

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[–] joshsilkinfly 15 years ago

"Eddie Murphy does the voice of the dragon. Certainly, to my mind, his 3rd best film."

AVATAR
18-12-09

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[–] sgreen81 15 years ago

TA Officer: "Do you have any explanation as to why you might have done this?"
Mike: "Well sir, at the time, I was suffering from serious emotional problems that had clearly affected my judgement. I had immersed myself in a fantasy world of my own creation and as a result I became very insular and uncommunicative."
TA Officer: "Why do you think that was?"
Mike: [Shrugs] "I dunno."

^ Mikes face cracks me up every time after that one - the way he just stares at the TA guy

Brian: "D'you think I should lose the waistcoat?"
Tim: "I think you should burn it. Because if you lose it, you might find it again."

Bilbo: "I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Full of beans, and spunk. I let my principles get in the way of things. I once punched a bloke out once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish."
Tim: "Good for you."
Bilbo: "Yeah, thanks. But that's not the point, Tim. The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right - but let's give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

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[–] GunnerVictory 14 years ago

Daisy saying "this my friend is the good *beep* always makes me laugh

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