favorite quotes

tripp: "go home to your mom vernon"

(in the book he says "sorry about your brother, vernon") absolutely hilarious
either way, especially vernon's confusion.

tripp: he's been through a lot tonight, he almost did something really stupid, i don't think he needs sexual confusion thrown into the mix.

crabtree: actually ... i think it could be just the ticket.

(the way downey jr. says it is classic)