Favorite MST3K lines

Tom Servo: "Shouldn't we be in individual booths for this movie?"
Mike Nelson: "Hey, they have tacos!"
Servo: "I'm back!"
Crow: "Ugh! We're thrown violently into the next scene!"
Mike: "The new motorized beach bath tub."
Crow (singing): "We're the Bank of America, whoa-oh!"
Crow: "Merry Christmas, everyone. Let's go to the haunted house."
Mike: "The Mount Rushmore of ugly."
Crow: "Arafat, in the sixties."
Servo: "The draft board just called and said 'nevermind.'"
Crow: "So much for his consciencious objector status."

I wish actors would STAY THE HELL OUT OF POLITICS

"*sung* you're living a lie, you dance like a clown, i hope that you die!"

"here's a puzzler! which one of these two is worse at their art form?"

"well, what do you expect? he's just a child!"

"yeah, front page of the L.A.Times. $40 robbery, no one hurt."

"thank you, thank you. i'm the one who jumped, thank you."

"*sung* or your silver boots we don't mean to discriminate against the other color boots"

Oh, man, TOO many, LOL...let's see...

Mike (after Critter grins once Buzz realizes all the money is foreign): "I'm Critter!"

Michelle's Dad: "Don't you get smart with me!"
Michelle: "I'm not getting smart!"
Mike (as Michelle): "I *can't*!"

Mike: "Boy, if you're the town drunk of L.A., you know you've got problems."

Buzz to Michelle: "Hey, I said I was sorry!"
Mike: "Look, I'm really remorseful, you cow!"

Tom Servo: "Whatever, white people."

Tom Servo (as Buzz looks at Critter while watching Michelle on the floor): "Yeah, get out there and shake your tailfeather!"

LMAO...I love this episode!

"We're thinking of adopting"

"An 18 story office buiding? This could only be L.A.!"

"Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets,
the Zodiac Killer's at large,
Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window
and Santa Claus is one his way"

"Merry Christmas everyone. Let's go to the Haunted House!"

"Do the wounded turkey"

"Hey Honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!"

"Wow, even the sex and drug industry has a seamier side."

"So I just plant my feet and sort of pretend to fall over, right?"

"Ah, he's decided that he likes violence and he's ready to kill like a man oughta."

"Dr. Doolittle? That doesn't look like Eddie Murphy."

"I'm going to go get a goodbye slap from dad."

"I reproduced asexually while I was out."

"Let's stop at Drink, Boink And Regret."

"We discussed it. I was ready for 'move it', but my friend had some reservations."

"I guess he has a microphone implanted in his throat."

One of my absolute favorites is the song parody by Mike. "Mike, will you forget about the raindrops and the puppies and get out??"

"What happens when you touch gold?"

"Do the giant toddler dance!"

"You are a delight"

"Look! Free beer! Lick the bike"

"Hey...I forgot to tell you about our pasta special"

"Merry Chistmas, let's go to THE HAUNTED HOUSE"

"I got 40 bucks we've got dune buggy rides all week!"

"And if you buy now you'll also get the cap schnaffler"

Blatz: This'll give you something to do with those busy hands
Crow: What is he implying?

Buzz to bikers (after shooting their tires): Have fun.
Servo: Well we're not gonna have fun now!

Band leader (about Critter's songs): Hey have you got any more of these?
Critter: Yeah!
Mike as band leader: Good cuz we might wanna burn em or crap on em or something

Servo as Buzz: I'm gonna drive in reverse, get some of that gas back.

"Okay keep it coming I'm not convinced we're in LA yet!"

Critter: There goes-(annoying buzzing noise)
Mike: You can say that a-(buzzing noise continues)
Crow: What a-(buzzing noise continues)

"I guess i'll take a thousand hershey bars then"