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Favorite MST3K lines

posted 20 years ago by ptrschckl
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First off, there's one line that wasn't added by MST, but it's one of my favorites just because Michelle's delivery is so bad:
"Oh, boy, have you got a line a mile long!"

"Sure hope shish shtill shwingsh at that shpot on shunshet!"

"Look, I'm really remorseful, you cow!"

"Ok, then, little Nummy-head."

"Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets. The Zodiac Killer's at large. Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window and Santa Claus is on his way!"

"Yeah, see how dey shake der boobs?"

"Thank God he didn't notice my weird, pushed-in face."

"How do you NOT get hired as a dancer here?"

"Now I can go to costume parties dressed as margarine!"

"Ha-ha-ha, we're icky."

wistfully: "Ohhhhhhh, good-bye, underwear."

"Do you want to laugh or cry..."
"... or look like John Tesh?"

"He gets a nice harmonica sound out of that guitar!"

"Excuse me, young fellow, could I get a fix?... No, really, I'm very strung-out and in need of some 'Mary-Jane' or 'reefer.'"

"I had a pretty miiiiiiiiiind!"
"Then my miiiiiiiiiind had babies and got sretchmarks!"

"Me? Oh, yeah, I'm still ugly."

"It's just about time for my Jerry Orbach lesson."

"Hey, honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!"

***"I'm a good dancer." "Yeah, compared to Stephen Hawking!"***
-- Crow T. Robot

[–] B-MovieScreamQueen 18 years ago

"If you act now you also get the *Capshnapler." (or however you would spell it.)
"That's just his breath."
"Words, bread: must be Samuel Johnson with a Baguette."
"In fact i have a car too, so i guess i don't need a ride."
"They're throwing us violently into the next scene."
"Goodbye odd aquaintence who inexplicably gave us rides in your dunebuggy."
"He's mine, take your hands off him."
"Wanted: Burglar. Cheap, Crabby Idiot needed immediately."

So many more.

[–] mscott-18 18 years ago

So many good ones, I'm trying to just pick ones people haven't said yet...

Critter: Hello there, fair lady, kind sir. Any idea where California went?
Crow: (as Michelle) I'll check my purse...

(Michelle puts a babuschka)
Crow: Okay, who am I? ..Mrs. Kruschev! Hee hee hee!

(after Buzz's lame apology to Michelle)
Mike: Okay, you can sex me now.
Crow: Ooh, he slips off the babuschka...

Michelle: Critter, stop teasing me! I want you to take me seriously.
Critter: Oh, I'm taking you seriously.
Crow: Thank you. Now what I was saying about dancing is... (voice becomes muffled as Critter kisses Michelle)

Joanie: You sure she's with you?
Servo: Yeah, in a way that makes her look like she's with other guys.

Joanie: You want Leo to hire you as a dancer or a dishwasher?
Servo: You'd have to get a gold hairnet, of course.

(Joanie and Michelle dance)
Mike: Okay so, this's how you frighten a black bear in your camp. Now let's try dancing.
Crow: How do you NOT get hired as a dancer here?

Mike: Good luck with your addiction, bye!

Joanie: Oh God I wish I had that pretty mind back....
Mike: Yeah, well.. so can I borrow your lipstick?

[–] gabrielframpton 18 years ago

None of you guys picked my absolute favourite riff yet:

*Michelle talking to Critter*
Michelle: "I'll sell you anything in the store mister."
Crow, as Buz: "Pick me, pick me!!"

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[–] impact-4 18 years ago

"HR Puffenstuffs Go-Go Dancing"

[–] Emperor-Cupcake 18 years ago

"Okay this is how you scare a black bear away from your camp. Now let's try dancing."

"Words? Bread? Sounds like Samuel Johnson with a baguette."

"I'm havin' Critter's vermit!"

Michelle: "I WANT TO BE A DANCER!"
Crow: "AND I'M GOING TO GO INTO VOICE WORK TOO!"

Crow: (when Buzz appears suddenly) "I'm back! Hey, doesn't anybody notice I just teleported here? C'mon! It's impressive!"

Singer: "Now keep them gold boots movin'!"
Mike: "Or your silver ones we don't mean to discriminate against other color boots! Woo!"

"Splash!"

Tom: "Mike 'Taliban' Nelson!"

"Arafat in the sixties."

"Bob Ovalhead!"

'Bob Ovalhead': "Don't worry. There's no way he can finger you."
Tom: "Since you're wearing the jumpsuit and all."

Mike: "They can use a plant or a kitty poster or something. You know, 'You CAN get out of jail' 'You CAN escape'."

And all the skits. Each one.

"Whatever, white people."

"When sexy becomes annoying."

Oily Armenian thug: "You look pretty good in that dress."
Tom: "Mind if I borrow it some time?"

Crow: "Ooohh, she's hepped up on the drugs!"

"Come to my dimension, it's fun!"

[–] akacolumbine 18 years ago

Crow: "Mike will you forget about the raindrops and the puppies and GET OUT! Life support is failing, Decks 3 through 7 are gone ... oh my God, Servo look out!"

A character hits another character with really greasy hair: Servo: "Splash!"

"I'm back!"

I also like when Crow gets up and starts to leave when that one older dancer starts freaking out and yelling at them to leave her room.

[–] youflingpoo 18 years ago

"Whoa!! BIG neck cramp!!!!"

"Crack! Now in easy-to-take Crack tablets!!"

The Laurel and Hardy of strippers...

"I don't know what happened, she fainted"
Mike: "She took 3 pounds of heroin and fainted"

"Maybe it's too bad that she'll survive"
Tom Servo "She has to shave my back hair tonight"

[–] MILK-HANDS 18 years ago

Any line on how the Nicky Elf was young:

(on the roof of the jail)
Servo: Good thing he's so young and agile.
Mike: Oh, he's just a kid, be careful up there.

...he saw only a shadow on the waters that was soon lost in the West...

[–] barneyis666 17 years ago

Some of these are repeated, but I find I still laugh at the quotes after reading them several times so oh well.

"I’m back!
…
Anybody notice that I’m here now?
…
Look, I just teleported here, it’s impressive!"

In the credits: "Filmed on location at EAT. And special THANK to EAT."

Crow singing at the very end: "Keep your silver bra filled with BREAST."

[–] edm1213-1 17 years ago

CRACK! Now in easy to take CRACK tablets!

[–] rivethead808 17 years ago

Duuude! After two years and no one has said the one line that almost dropped me to my knees in laughter...:

"Hey, my butt is drunk"

My Collection: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=11097838

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[–] rivethead808 17 years ago

Yeah those are good ones. The second one especially.

My Collection: http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=11097838

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[–] Nameless-3 17 years ago

There's a shot of Michelle dancing where Servo laughs nervously... this kind of "hehehehehhehehehehehehehehe." It cracks me up every time I see it.

Oh and

"When Sexy becomes annoying".

The Nameless

I am not what I am

[–] Gromit-7 17 years ago

"Ah, what manner of loaf shall I have tonight?"

"Well, I guess I'll take a thousand Hershey bars, then."

"I'm glad you're back, I was locked in." (She sitting in a convertible with the top down.)

"A young Yassir Arafat."

(As the three travellers walk past the creepy, greasy-haired guy) "One! Ah-haha! Two! Ah-haha!"

We watched this just last night. I'd forgotten how really funny it is.

" " ~ Harpo Marx

[–] campbloodf13 17 years ago

Oh look, something...

[–] drujs_fox 17 years ago

*After the icky elf-guy suddenly appears at the table in the diner.* "Come on! I Just teleported here! It's impressive!

and

"Hey, I polished my shirt for you!"

[–] ptrschckl 17 years ago

"Look, I have Ergotism, ok?!"

***That was dirty pool -- using a Freud quote.***

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[–] daughterofolaf 16 years ago

"Ed Grimley choreographed this dance."

"If you order now you also get the free cap snaffler."

"Hey, it's the Tab Hunters."

"Do you want to laugh or cry...or look like John Tesh."

"The Laurel and Hardy of strippers."

"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"