Favorite MST3K lines
First off, there's one line that wasn't added by MST, but it's one of my favorites just because Michelle's delivery is so bad:
"Oh, boy, have you got a line a mile long!"
"Sure hope shish shtill shwingsh at that shpot on shunshet!"
"Look, I'm really remorseful, you cow!"
"Ok, then, little Nummy-head."
"Oh, Charles Manson walks the streets. The Zodiac Killer's at large. Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window and Santa Claus is on his way!"
"Yeah, see how dey shake der boobs?"
"Thank God he didn't notice my weird, pushed-in face."
"How do you NOT get hired as a dancer here?"
"Now I can go to costume parties dressed as margarine!"
"Ha-ha-ha, we're icky."
wistfully: "Ohhhhhhh, good-bye, underwear."
"Do you want to laugh or cry..."
"... or look like John Tesh?"
"He gets a nice harmonica sound out of that guitar!"
"Excuse me, young fellow, could I get a fix?... No, really, I'm very strung-out and in need of some 'Mary-Jane' or 'reefer.'"
"I had a pretty miiiiiiiiiind!"
"Then my miiiiiiiiiind had babies and got sretchmarks!"
"Me? Oh, yeah, I'm still ugly."
"It's just about time for my Jerry Orbach lesson."
"Hey, honey, way to play the harmonica with your ass!"
***"I'm a good dancer." "Yeah, compared to Stephen Hawking!"***
-- Crow T. Robot