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Sex with Sal

posted 12 years ago by Airjordan2288
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How did Richard even find the fortitude to have sex with her? She was ugly and nasty and probably smelled like a cadavers bunghole.

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[–] Duc_de_Richleau 12 years ago

My name is Duc de Richleau and I approve this message!!!

[–] Droogbox17 10 years ago

Devil rides out. Nice

[–] candygurlkisses 12 years ago

He had to if he wanted to go back to the Beach. She blackmailed him so she wouldn't tell anyone about the map. But yeah, Tilda Swinton is not the world's most attractive woman.

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[–] germanii 12 years ago

How old was he supposed to be? like 21 or 22? I think most guys would hit anything with a pulse at that age.

[–] MaximSinclair 12 years ago

But not someone double their age.

[–] manofsteel4455 12 years ago

lol obviously you dont get out much.

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[–] WolfOfWallstreet 11 years ago

You're kidding right?

[–] venturaa 11 years ago

Are you serious?

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[–] Milkdoesabodygood 11 years ago

Oh Yeah!!!!
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[–] donttalkaboutfightclub 12 years ago

Believe it or not but Tilda Swinton is admired by many (straight) men for her androgynous looks. I don't find her attractive but she isn't ugly either.

[–] calgoldentitan 12 years ago

in that movie, and in that bed, Tilda was actually very femininie and sexy to me. This coming from a hetero guy with good taste

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[–] Penske_Material 12 years ago

i agree, at least in this movie she looked attractive enough, i would've done it even without being blackmailed, besides he was just on an adventure and if i remember correctly he wasnt gonna say "no: to anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_w1ogaJ16hc

[–] fubar1245 11 years ago

I've got to say the smell description made me literally laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that.

[–] chinawhite252 11 years ago

You mean the White Witch? That's all I could think of ever time they showed her nasty face.

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[–] Milkdoesabodygood 11 years ago

She had NO morals so why dip URself into that THING. Yuck

[–] chinawhite252 11 years ago

No, she is the damn White Witch, that all I could think about looking at her hurt face.

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[–] wakeupm1 11 years ago

I bet if you had seen her in many of the sex/nude scenes she did in movies, you would have a completely different view, she is really sexy !

[–] omisan771 11 years ago

It's Tilda Swinton when she was young and hot. I would have banged her.

See's now over 50 and still pretty.

[–] bigcat20 11 years ago

Sal was a freak, she had great skills, Richard did the right thing.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

No he didn't do the right thing from the very start, by copying the map. If he hadn't done that, then she wouldn't have forced him to have sex with her and even if she did regardless of him copying the map or not, he could however have been more responsible by openly telling everyone in a complaining manner (including Francoise) that Sal forced him to have sex with her

[–] SamMalone07 11 years ago

She looks like a foot with red hair. I wouldn't bang her with any of y'all's dicks.

[–] Fluke_Skywalker 11 years ago

She looks like a foot with red hair.

Now this made me laugh. I don't agree, but it made me laugh.

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