(As the main character and that woman are running from the "L. L. Bean Gang" a man stops them)
MAN
Shh! Big boys don't cry.
I'm on the floor everytime I see that.
"But he retains the knowledge, he should kill himself"
He should've!
Don't think anyone mentioned this, but I think my favorite is when we see the timer on the plan counting down from ten and Crow starts counting along, and he keeps having to CORRECT myself every time the camera cuts back to the timer (ie, timer is going WAAAY slower than it should be.)
Hehe!
"Be afraid, be very afraid."
when they call the dumpy lil guy "John Oates". That killed me.
shareMike: A David Giancola Film is...not something you'd want to see.
Servo: I'll have a scotch with a TimeChaser.
Nick: Do you really think that's necessary?
J.K. Robertson: Absolutely, but it's just a precaution [Servo: MUAHAHAHAHA].
Nick: Just come with us to the future!
J.K. Robertson: Forget it [Servo: I don't have a swimsuit].
Servo: Degas 'Reclining Loser'.
Robertson: Listen, do you want your library card revoked?!
Servo: The Modern Bachelor Lifestyle! Flying to work, or play!
Nick: (quietly) Lisa?
Mike: 'Sa'?
Nick: No kidding, what happened?
Mike, as Two Plaid Lisa: I became Tony Tennille.
Crow: He has a COM-PU-TER! Wow!
Nick: Go ahead and pick a date and time, past or future.
Mike: Now. Oh...
Nick: Anyway..
Servo: Yadda yadda yadda.
Crow: Right.
(Nick continues to talk)
Mike: Uh-huh. Whatever.
Crow. Yeah we're with you.
Servo: Do something.
Crow: Fine. FINE.
Servo: If man is still alive.
Mike: You see, in the future, men wear long leather coats and there are JUNIOR colleges. See? Right here.
Nick: I'll bring you back on a tour some time.
Two Plaid Lisa: I'd like that.
Crow: Ah man, here we go.
Servo: Here they come, who's got the rice!?
Robertson: I understand. You think you've got yourself a scoop here, probably thinking it'll go national, and you'll get yourself quite a name.
Two Plaid Lisa: That's possible.
Crow: Yes ma'am.
Robertson: No it isn't.
Crow: No ma'am.
Mike as Robertson: We don't brokeback sass from our fillies, Nick! (Horsie reference)
Servo: I wonder if I shoulda held out for more than sixty-five dollars?
Mike: Sail on Romaaain Lettuuce.
(Two Plaid Lisa smiles and sits back while looking at Nick)
Crow: *sigh* I'm willing to settle.
Two Plaid Lisa: Looks like there was a war..
Servo: You'll have to take my word for, we can't afford to show it.
Mike: Wow, people are opening a lot of beers up there..
(Nick and Lisa are running through GenCorp)
Crow: I know where the snack machine is, c'mon!
Robertson: No, you read it.
Mike: Nooo, YOU read it!
Robertson: I think they give traitors life imprisonment?
Mike: But you probably wanna check with a lawyer on that.
Two Plaid Lisa: They'll be waiting for us downstairs.
Mike: Leave me alooooneee.
Pink Boy: Nick, Nick, Nick.
Servo: Nicknicknicknicknicknick!
(Plane backfires)
Crow: Forgot to take my coke out of the freezer!
Crow: I got a million of 'em, hot cha cha cha!
Mike: Whose woods these are I have no clue!
Crow: You guys see the game last night -I, I mean..LIBERTY!
Crow: I'm gonna facilitate con-nectivity.
Servo: WhatevAAA, well I s'pose!
Servo: Let's see if I can get Tetris on this!
(Nick gets kicked out of the plane)
Mike: Yay -oh, I'm supposed to be sad...
(While Nick runs down the road)
Crow: Uhuhhhhhh uhuh huhuhuhhhhhh hehhuhuhh (that's my text version of crying).
Servo: Ugh, so what did the tree contribute money to the film WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THIS?!
Crow: Yes...yes I DO need kale!
Servo: Because in Timechasers, They don't take American Express.
share"ah they killed that guy, oh no there killing all the good characters"
"I will not accept this as our hero, movie i would like to meet your supervisor"
(after opening empty fridge): "loser status confirmed"
I can't believe after all the quotes, no one had this one:
Lisa: (looking over his shoulder) What does that mean?
Nick: It means I like you.
When the fight breaks out in 1777: "Well I guess history is just circling the drain now."
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While this may not be the funniest MST3K I enjoy it greatly and it's very fun (great skits, good riffing, a semi entertainingly bad movie) but anyways here are some of my fav lines from Time Chasers:
T: argh 2 different plaids? I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no no.
Cr: remember when everyone was getting the nick miller haircuts and wearing Castelon ts?
T: oh wow ISO-9001 certification is a license to kill!
M: oh he's trying to get honey like Pooh ...CR: oh he's like pooh all right!
"We've got movie sign!"
Just watched this on MST3K dvd : ) My favorite line was when the plane hit the tree and they said keebler elves were killed lol and Mike says "E.L. Fudge is still in critical condition" always makes me laugh really hard lol
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Lisa's final words (sort of):
"I'm willing to settle. I like pie."
Keep circuL8n' the tapes!!
So in the future, kids are gay agents?
shareBest line's gotta be when Tom Servo goes -
"Well, this is as good as any Bond Film . . . Gold Bond Medicated Powder, that is."