Oh, I never have any one favorite quote. There's always several for whatever movie they rip.
Tom: "Rello! Ri'm Rido Ritchcock, re rirector rof ris rilm!"
Crow: He's got a bucket of crotch-flavored popcorn!
Mike: Oh... that was so early, too.
Tom: "Redgewood Rentertainment Rimited resents..."
Mike: Okay, stop!
"'The Adventures of the Average People'!"
"Looks like NFL graphics!"
"'Uh, you're chin's gonna have to go in the trunk, sir.'"
Mike: Is this that subliminal advertising they talk about?
Crow: I don't know, but suddenly I'm hungry for a guy with glasses.
Mike: Hey, he's trying to get honey, like Pooh!
Crow: Well, he is like poo, all right.
"So fifty years from now it'll be THREE years from now!"
"So in the future kids become gay agents?"
"Hey, look! A lesbian OF THE FUTURE!"
"'You see, in the future, there are junior colleges and men wear long leather coats.'"
"'Made completely of animal feces.'"
"'Bye, Lisa! Hope everything works out!'"
"They use these planes for smuggling black-market syrup into Vermont."
Female Destroyed Future Inhabitant: Did you find any water?
Male Destroyed Future Inhabitant: No.
Tom: "Made some, though."
"'Uh! I got me all over me!'"
"Remember when everybody got the Nick Miller haircut and started wearing Castleton T shirts?"
"'Hi! I'm Bob Evil!'"
"Why'd he tape a dinner role to his face?"
"'Hey, everybody! She's gonna drop shorts on the runway!'"
"Hey, Servo! The future looks like your room!"
"So his office is in a branch library?"
"I leave for two minutes and EvilCo is in shambles!"
"He went so back into the future he wasn't flight-certified yet."
Tom: Hey, that moss has really taken a lichen to that tree!
Eddie: Hey! What I tell you about puns?!
Tom: Uh, to jam them up my...?
Eddie: That's right!
Nick: Missus Heinz! How are you?
Tom: "How's your ketchup empire?"
Missus Heinz: You can always come to my house, but you never do!
Mike: "Because I'm afraid of you!"
"'Oh, which way out of the hangar? Thanks!'"
"After the apocalypse... things were fairly untidy!"
"Michael Moore in thirty years."
Male Destroyed Future Inhabitant: Right. Everyone wants to change things.
Tom: Can you change the fact that I have crunchy pants?
"Real acid-washed action!"
"'C'mon! We gotta cock those windows!'"
"The future still has Mason Reese!"
"So Drew Carey's nemesis Mimi survives the apocalypse."
"You hire the guy who works at your dad's printing place and this is what you get."
Matthew Paul: I gotta get a call into Robertson!
Crow: I'll just walk back to the future.
"Some day, a lot of puffy old losers with no life will reenact this battle, men!"
"All their bags say 'Le Bag' on them!"
"Oh, now that one's just a pirate!"
"Why'd the movie just cover him in cat vomit?"
"If you can see a character's eye boogers, you're too close."
"Our young nation's first spaz attack!"
"And so, children, the British defeated us because they were all helping this one lunkhead who whizzed history down his leg."
J. K. Robertson: You're running out of cover, Nicky!
Crow: Actually, he has the whole North American wilderness.
"'So you guys see the game last night... uh, I mean, LIBERTY!'"
"'You had the misfortune of running into me. I'm a life-wrecking idiot.'"
"I have a feeling Craig 'Boomer' Buzzell is the only one who calls himself 'Boomer.'"
Tom: They are special-thanking THE HELL out of these people!
Mike: Everyone here had something to do with the making of this movie.
Tom: Take your shot.
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daughterofolaf
17 years ago
"Tell me to stop talking like Richard Dreyfuss!"
"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"
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daughterofolaf
17 years ago
"See you at Community Theater practice!"
"Ah, the haunting bakery theme."
And when they are first in 2041 and the two of them start talking about getting together and Crow says "Oh great, here we go." LOL
"And what would a note say, Dan? 'Cat dead, details later'?"
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