Favorite MST3K quote - Time Chasers (1994) Discussion

[–] jenben1427 19 years ago

No, no, no, no. This cannot be the star—can it? Movie—movie—hey, movie, can I see your supervisor, movie. This will not stand.

So maybe he’s going into the house to meet the real hero of the film. ‘Kay…next we’re gonna see the real hero…comin’ up…d’ow! Geez!

"I super-mega-friggin' shun you!"

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[–] InvaderDIM 19 years ago

"We're losing ALT!"

"I'm gonna squint the hell out of 'em!"

-I've only got...
-ONE JAR OF MUSTARD!

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[–] AdamRW 19 years ago

As Nick is struggling to make his way up the plane's wing and into the cockpit:

"I haven't the strength or the screen presence to pull this off."

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As the "hilarious" mechanic is opening the hangar door:

"Thanks, Chuckle Hut Middle Act Who Thought This Would Be His Big Break!"

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[–] AtrusDent007-1 19 years ago

(Marty is working on the plane)
Marty: Ohh! Ahh!
Mike: Jump back! Kiss mahself!

(Short guy looks in plane to find there is not computer)
Servo: BO-O-O-OING!

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[–] Martina_Helene 19 years ago

Can someone please explain to me what MST3k is?!? Thanks a bunch!

~But that's just me~

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[–] saffym 19 years ago

Can someone please explain to me what MST3k is?!? Thanks a bunch!

Just in case this hasn't been answered, MST3K aka Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a TV show in the late 80s and 90s where a man and his robots were trapped on a spaceship (the Satellite of Love) and forced to watch really bad movies. They would spend the entire time, though, watching the movies and making fun of them. MST3K was without a doubt one of the cleverest, most side-splittingly hilarious shows ever to appear on television.

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

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[–] eprubin 19 years ago

Wow, I read this whole thing and it's still missing my second favorite quote. My favorite has already been mentioned:

*Nick runs up to the plane, opens the door and shouts*
"You're grounded!"
*Immediately gets punched in the face, falls off the wing, Bob Evil closes the door*
Crow: "Huh, and it's all over..."

But my second favorite:
*Bob Evil shoots Nick, then plane falls on villain*
Mike: "......Oh... well, thank you movie!"
Crow: "Yeah!"
Tom: "Gee, thanks!"

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[–] LovesBluesBrothers 19 years ago

I love "CHECK-YOUR-FLAPS-BEFORE-TAKING-OFF!" and at the end when Nick is typing on the computer:

Crow: My name is Nick and...no...My name is...Stephanie, and I'm a 16 year old girl...

hahahaha, GREAT episode!!!!

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"Honey, you know i gave up cigarettes for my New Year's resolution, but i didn't give up smOkin!"

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[–] Flick_Montana 19 years ago

I have to admit that I liked the juvenile humor when Mike and the bots just resorted to mocking the cast. J.K. saying "I've got a whole building here full of people..." and Mike just flat out mocking him was hilarious. When they did the same to the cabbie, I actually had to pause the movie.

I also liked the "nude" scene with Nick.

*Nick on the phone with no visible clothes*
Crow: "Hey, Marv, it's me and I'm nude!"

Nick: "My grandma's turning 80 tomorrow and she's going to try skydiving for the first time!"
Crow: "And it's not gonna go so well if you know what I mean."

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[–] FudKicker_Malloy 19 years ago

Everything else has been posted, but I've always loved these two quotes:

During the ending credits:

Servo: "Oh, look! What a great name: Heather Killingbeck!"
Mike: "I'd prefer it if it were Heather KillingPaulaCole!"

{During the scene in the foodcourt of the future, and Nick is explaining all the great things his airplane/time machine can do}
Nick: "Do you know what this means?"
Servo: "We can go back in time and prevent Newt Gingrich, Jim Carrey, and the Smashing Pumpkins!"

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[–] zlada 15 years ago

I love the other lines talking about the potential of the time machine:

Crow: We could send an egg into the future!
Mike (I think): We could send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne!

Ten, nine, eight, and all that!

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[–] lukerat88 19 years ago

"Castleton snob"
"Loser status confirmed"
Some good riffing here and there, but this ep is'nt a favorite of mine

...Now I am going to grab a LITTLE bit of lunch!

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[–] jeremy-200 19 years ago

Crow: "He died as he had lived: mud covered and splaying."

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[–] ohthatcat 18 years ago

Yeah, Servo and Crow have this thing about splaying...hmm....LoL

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"Listen lady!"
"Doctor!"
"Doctor Lady!"

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[–] whoosline 19 years ago

Just rented it off Netflix and it is one of the best

"Wait, this was written?" Tom at the end credits

"Want some maple syrup? Wanna pet a Llama? Want to see the dead Alien in my attic?" -Crow(?) as the old farmer.

"We accept your choice in vehicles, now en gaurd!

"Crossing gaurds!" -Gen-corp's troops

"Don't make me revoke your Library card!" -Crow with JK in the libra.. Office.

"Ted Nugent's family reunion" -Tom seeing all of the revolutionary troops.

"The X-Files go to Dublin"

"Geez, you drive like a Kennedy!" -Crow after Nick crashed the car.

can't think of anymore.

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[–] devinropu 19 years ago

"Me? I just wanna find a little "Beefaroni" at the bottom of can!"

Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE IN!!!!

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[–] jryanh182 19 years ago

I dont think anyone has mentioned this one...

The scene when Lisa is shot in the plane and it starts to crash. There are shots of the altitude gauge, and then a shot of the mph/knots gauge...

Servo: "We're running out of ALT!"

Eddie: "....And our 'miffknots' are going down"

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[–] clockwerkcourage 19 years ago

(Before Plaid Girl gets "offed" in the plane)
"I like pie."

Shh! big boys don't cry.

He has a bucket of croch flavored popcorn.

Crop dusting genius.

To top it all off, when plaid girl rejects Bob Evil's career option, Mike says something very wierd.

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[–] jryanh182 19 years ago

"To top it all off, when plaid girl rejects Bob Evil's career option, Mike says something very wierd"

something like.. "We don't brook backsass from our phillies, Nick"???

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