The. Funniest. Line.
"Oh, don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell."
share"Oh, don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell."
share"It's not like you have a husband - unless you're married to Jesus"
Dumbledore
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NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MRS. CALDWELL!
shareMrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me...
Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?
Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon?
Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Mrs. Sugarman: I did?
Sebastian: Yup. Then I f!cked your daughter.
Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water?
Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.
Greg: I was just...
Sebastian: Really drunk and blah blah blah blah blah
"Mai Lee, be careful, we've had this discussion"
I love the parts where Sebastian would act child-like to the adults to present himself as more likeable and innocent. Receiving the autograph book, hugging his aunt, and visiting with the old woman.
share"email is for geeks and perverts"
The man doesn't blink, mom, the man doesn't blink!
Not the funniest line but the funniest reaction. Cecile whispers in Kathryn's ear describing what Sebastian did, and Kathryn's normally rather beautiful face takes on an expression of amusement and lubricity that almost makes her look like a gargoyle. Then Cecile draws back and Kathryn puts on a solemn expression. "He went down on you."
"Chicken soup - with a *beep* straw."