favorite sketch?

Get a job skit
Louie/ I want dip my ball skit

There more sketchbut I can't remember

boy this was so long ago...

the not-so-much mentioned "Freeing of the Beloved Toothbrush to the World" comes into my head every once in awhile and makes me smile.

In a green grassy park: "Toothbrush! You've come back to me! and look, you've started a family!"

:-)

I always liked it when they would address the audience as a group. There's the one when they say that they all really want to get laid, and that just because they're on TV doesn't mean it's easy for them. And the one when they address only Chelsea Clinton, and tell the viewers at home that this might be a good time to make a sandwich.

I must say one thing...

"I have a decade of experience in childrens television. I'm a tireless worker. Kids love me. And to top it all off...I look like a *beep* blueberry!!!"

That quote has always stayed with me, even 10 years later. I still can't say it without laughing. But the main reason it stuck with me is, being only 10, it was the first time I'd ever heard the f-word on TV and my jaw was on the floor. Apparently it was also the audience's first time hearing that word becuase they literally shreiked, gasped, laughed, and cheered in the same breath.

It was from that moment I realized....Michael Showalter is the coolest human being on the planet. He's the very reason I still say "I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!" in rapid succesion. So anyway, that's my favorite sketch.

"What makes you think you'd be a good childrens show host?"
"I'm a freak of nature, Bruce!"

Oh, and I don't think anyone's mentioned Michael Ian Black's "On Air Personality", where'd he come out and talk to the audience in those obscenely tight leather pants. It was a hilarious character. Well, it was basically just Michael as a smarmy douchebag version of himself.

"You know, after a tough day shooting my hit television series, the State, there's nothing I enjoy more than having some unprotected sex. Not only do those orgasms feel terrific, but afterwards, I fall right to sleep. Hey, it's better than taking pills!.....Just kidding."

"Not only do I risk impregnating my underage partners, but think about all those spooky diseases. Ouch!"

"And here's something you may not have thought of; sex is a terrific way to make some extra money. Every now and again, when I'm strapped for cash, I like to slip on a skirt, slap on some lipstick, tie my penis between my legs, and head down to the docks for a little 'hustling'. The money's right and it's a hell of a rush. Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Hey On Air Personality, isn't hustling dangerous?'~laughs~.... You bet it is."

Okay, I'll stop....

jubrand--

I downloaded every episode packaged together on isohunt.com . you need a bit torrent client to download them. Thing is the picture quality is horrible for most of them..but as long as you view them at a fairly small size it looks okay.