kickass lines


when Melvin was asked how he described women so well,"I think of a man,then I take away reason and accountability " ha ha, Then in the car on the trip " what makes it hard is not that you had it bad, it is that you are so pissed that so many others had it good."

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My favorite is:

Melvin: I was just trying to give you a boost.
Simon: Lucky you, you're here for rock bottom. You absolute horror of a human being.

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Carol: You probably have these dry cleaned all the time, don't you?
Waiter: Actually, I don't think so...

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Lol yeah that one is so surprising, I have watched this movie many times but didn't notice it till the last time I saw it :)

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