Those shorts


I know this will be offensive to some but some of those men in those tiny shorts cracked me up

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Congratulations on sucessfully negotiating them shorts

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Those legs though! :-D

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If you need an ego-boost then you might try watching this movie wearing the shortest shorts you posses and a pair of sunglasses while paying attention to the beach scenes and CMC John James Urgayle.

You can't help but feel like the CMC parading around in those shorts.

The taller a French chef's hat, the greater the authority. So it also seems the shorter the shorts, the greater the authority of the CRT trainers.

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Are you trying to say you like to look at men in shorts?


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They were all at the beach, in fairness what else would the instructors wear but something resembling beachwear?

When they were not at the beach then the instructors wore regular military issue.

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Not at all. It's just that the shorts signified authority.

It's a kind of demonstration of power that you can dress like something of a sissy yet bark out demeaning and degrading remarks to all these tough guys just trying to make it through YOUR program.

It's like when instructor Pyro yells out through his megaphone something on the order of " Don't you bruise my sensitive fanny, I will run your asses all the way down the beach !!! ".

I just loved this prissy yet very tough attitude towards the trainees.

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They certainly are the opposite of today's baggy long styles, but remember they are the actual Navy UDT swimmer's shorts that date back to WW2 and are still worn to this day by SEAL/UDT, Navy rescue swimmers, Marine Force Recon, etc.

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I just knew there would be a post about those shorts, haha. Cracked me up too.

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Giant, baggy clown shorts like men wear today were already in style by 1997, but in earlier decades, like the '70s and '80s, very short, form-fitting short pants were in-style, normal, and common on men, including straight men.

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