68. Plywood is antique.
69. If bitches can't handle $#!t, then they should stay away from $#!t.
70. All Call can offer you is an end to your nightmare, but only if you let her.
71. Ellen Ripley died 200 years ago, and Number 8 Ripley isn't her... wait, what?
72. Number 8 can also make it stop.
73. Number 8 was grown in a *beep* lab.
74. Christie knows what double-crosses smell like.
75. Code 8 is concealed weapons, and Code 12 is murder!!!
76. According to Gediman, what happened in the mess hall substantiated a serious problem.
77. Aliens make the Lacerta plague look like a *beep* square dance, but Christie will always deny this.
78. Opening of any of the cages in unauthorized, whether it be cage 3, 5, 7, 8, or even 10.
79. The evacuation of the Auriga was not a drill.
80. If you are a nonhuman on level 21, 23, 27, 14, 38, or 39, Father can and probably will detect you.
81. Proceeding to the lifeboats during an evacuation makes Father extremely grateful.
82. If you are a slimy bastard, Vriess will give you holes.
83. If you stand around saluting for too long, an alien will eat your brains. You can hold them if you want.
84. Given a breadth of possibilities, Elgyn will always choose picking up mysteriously abandoned guns over moving, even if a scary gas tube erupts at a moment of extreme tension, or if said guns are covered in goo.
85. Hillard can find Elgyn just by screaming his name a lot. This technique is known by Hillardologists as Elgolocation.
86. You shouldn't shoot aliens with acid for blood when they're by the hull.
87. You shouldn't eat dead bodies with guns sticking out of them.
88. If you are getting the Hell out of here, Christie will confirm that you should continue getting the Hell out, even if it's the same thing you're already doing.
89. If there are twelve aliens, therefore there are twelve aliens... THEREFORE, we can conclude that there are indeed twelve aliens.
90. Johnner can get you off... but maybe not off the boat.
91. Ripley comes because Christie doesn't trust anyone and he wants everyone to stick together... wh?... at???
92. Tongues make nice souvenirs.
93. Ripley 8 will kill her own kind, but only if they're in her way.
94. Vriess is neither certainly toast nor Santa Claus.
95. If you want to find meat, follow some aliens. But then again, maybe you're meat.
96. Johnner prefers aliens to $#!tholes.
97. Running into aliens before resulted in death, and there's no reason to believe that might change anytime soon.
98. There's a traveling Ripley's Believe It or Not exhibit on the Auriga.
99. Call is always around to provide firearms if you need to destroy your older clone sisters.
100. If you ask Ripley not to do something, you had better be specific.
101. Wasting ammo is a chick thing.
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