101 Things I Learned From Alien:resurrection
You know how this works. The funnier you state the obvious, the better.
1. Earth is a *beep*
2. You can hang with Johner for a while and you'll find out he`s not the man with whom to *beep*
3. Johner puts battery acid in his drink... just for color.
4. Burning mutant clones must be a chick thing!
5. Synthetics were supposed to be all logical and sht but now they are big ol' psycho girls
6. To make any decent time, they should ditch the cripple!
7. Never ever keep 3 aliens in the same cell!