Favorite Quotes


I LOVED this movies and I thought Patrick and John were funny but I thought Wesley had the best quotes! Here are some of my favs:

Vida: [To Chi Chi]"Why are you crying?"
Noxeema: "Maybe she just found out Menudo broke up."

Noxeema: [To Vida]"I'm not going upstairs with you. I ain't drivin' you no more, Miss Daisy!"

Noxeema: [To Chi Chi]"You look like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!"

Noxeema: "Look at her like she's runnin' cross the border"

Noxeema: "Honey I'm just trying to give you back your picture, I didn't want it to get dirty.....Oh no girlfriend did you just do a U-ie?"

Chi Chi: "If someone gave me back my princess points I'd do the hitchhiking thing and get us a ride.
Noxeema: "How are you gonna hitckhike if there are no cars stupid?!"

"Homer: Come on Sharky. Call yourself the king of the jungle?"

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Noxema Jackson...Jesse's daughter

Patricia....Kill the lights, Hershel TWD

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Chi chi: "Don't quote me on this, but I think this one's deceas-ed"

~Rhea

"To know about the Giggle Loop is to become part of the Giggle Loop"

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Noxeema Jackson: Approval neither desired nor required
Chi-Chi: Be honest with him, alright? He deserves that.

**Michael.JACKSON**

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Vida: Virgil is beating the CRAP outta Carol Ann!
Noxeema: Most likely.

michael, who are the goblins?

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I can't remember the exact quote but when Vida told Noxeema that she looked like Moms Mabley before she became fabulous. If you don't know what Moms Mabley looks like, google her. That was hilarious.

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Noxeema: You just hold onto your hot sauce and pay attention. Lol

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My favorite quote isn't exactly a quote but a mention of fashion columnist Diana Vreeland. When I first saw this movie and heard Vreeland's name mentioned I thought it was funny because I read about her in the Andy Warhol Diaries book. Worhol mentions Vreeland throughout the book and makes her out to be an aggressive old drunk with a foul mouth. Just the idea of Vida and Noxie actually meeting and speaking with Vreeland while she's staggering and swearing with a cocktail in her hand is hilarious.

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Chi Chi to Bobby Lee: I gotta go. I got cramps.

Vida: Oh what in gay hell?

Chi Chi: You gotta live life before it lives you!

Vida: Now she’s going to get herself kidnapped by some mountain and we will have to go and rescue her.

Nearly everything by Noxema, especially “Oh no Girlfriend, did you just do a Uie?”

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