*how is this dousche any better than afflecks dousche character

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Its a completely physical reaction. He's just hot. He's just so very attractive. Shannon is a disarmingly hot man. The fact that he's good at feigning interest is a bonus but realistically he's flippin hot. Douches go in vaginas.

Because they don't want fuglies, same as you.

Because on top of being attractive, smooth talking, and knowing how to charm women, he also had a decent job. Unlike most the other men in Renee's life, Shannon actually got up at a normal time in the morning, made himself look presentable, dressed nice and was at work. And seemed to have career aspirations