Comparing this car chase to the one in Bullitt? I can think of worse comparisons, but not many. Oh, let's give it a try. It would be like comparing a spray tan to a third degree burn. A rain shower to Hurricane Katrina, it's tantamount to saying that Barbed Wire was a credible remake of Casablanca. I realize that all extended car chases that don't involve a slow white Bronco bend the limits of credulity, but there are all car chases that are well done, and then there is Jade.
Bullitt set the bench mark for what a great car chase can be, but almost any car chase is better than the one featured in Jade. To wit: To Live and Die in L.A., the Bourne Trilogy (pick one, go ahead), Drive. I had the misfortune of rewatching Jade just last night, and I can only excuse the lapse of reasoning that went into watching this piece of dreck once again, on the fact that it had been so long since I had seen it the first time that I had forgotten how truly bad the movie really is.
But leaving other elements of the movie behind, let's just concentrate on the car chase. It starts off ridiculous with the hit and run...and rehit and rerun. Caruso has the time to watch this from the cafe he is seated in, dash out to the street to check on the victim, give some instructions to the standers-by, get back to his car, pull out and immediately catch up with the fleeing T-Bird. Okay, For the sake of story, let's go with that.
They then have a prolonged chase through a busy city in which traffic, and it is busy, miraculously disappears just at the right moment. Carusso's steering and facial responses are comedic throughout. And now we get to Chinatown and the slow chase. This is the worst thing I have ever seen and it's interminable. Any credibility as a crappy car chase, and it had been crappy up to that point, immediately descends into the realm of...well what's worse than crappy? Whatever is the crappiest allusion, take one step below that and you will find the car chase from Jade.
But wait, it gets worse. I don't have the strength to keep ripping this thing apart, so if this has not only not dissuaded you, but persuaded you to see how bad this car chase really is, by all means, take a gander. It is now a precious time in my life that I will never get back.
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