You have to just pick ONE moment. I know it's hard, cuz this movie is so funny from beginning to end, but I think I know mine.
When Billy gets the Principal's love letter and it shows the line "I'm horny!" and then Billy looks at the Principal and he just takes his glasses off and gives this really sad little nod, I can't control myself.
Abby: "Olivia, something terrible has happened."
Olivia: "What, did you run out of eye makeup?"
"Actually I, uh, stole this shirt from Frank." Then he lifts his shirt to show "FRANK" written on the inside. Hahaha.. so random! I love it.
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"Nice seein' ya, Billy."
"Da-na-hoo-hoo!"
I don't know why that exchange is so funny to me, but I laughed like crazy when I first saw it. Still do.
"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."
Industrial Revolution answer, followed by
"Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
hehe
He called the sh*t poop
shareThe part where Billy's girlfriend finds him & Norm Macdonald's character lazing away beside the pool, she start's getting medieval on Billy, & Norm's character thinks that it's a pool volleyball game,so he starts chanting "Marco, Polo".
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IF I want your opinion, I'll GIVE it to you.
I always laugh my ass off when Eric catches on fire! And Billy just laughs and claps...
shareWhen the wife tells the old man not to put out the flaming bag with his boots and he says: "DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS DEVIL WOMAN!"
I just double over with laughter every time...
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
The musical number. The whole thing was silly enough, but when the clown gets up and starts singing, I just lost it.
"Hey, kids, bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell, I just broke my leg and got a hemmorage in my head!"
"Without management, there is only chaos."
"Can we try the chaos thing?"
Eric drinks his own pee!
(Eric's embarrassed face)
English is not my primary language, but at least I speak more than you.
Oh Billy, when will you find what you are looking for?....
shareThe Drama class part at the academic decathlon, when Eric & Billy are doing Shakespeare. The part When the Drama teacher runs up on stage & claps in Billy's face, LMAO! Im chucking now just thinking about it. I know its such a small joke & simple & easy to miss. But theres just something about it that gets me everytime! The teacher is just super impressed with Billy's performance, LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTnlnJjSqE
theres the scene, watch until the end when the drama teacher claps.
Billy having his classmate call Ms. Vaughn to see if she liked any students "more than friend?"
Followed by "You blew it!"