You have to just pick ONE moment. I know it's hard, cuz this movie is so funny from beginning to end, but I think I know mine.
When Billy gets the Principal's love letter and it shows the line "I'm horny!" and then Billy looks at the Principal and he just takes his glasses off and gives this really sad little nod, I can't control myself.
Abby: "Olivia, something terrible has happened."
Olivia: "What, did you run out of eye makeup?"
"...you get your ass out there and you find that f@cking dog!"
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"Your punishment must be more severe." — Bane (TDKR)
I'm partial to the Penguin chase scene.
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It is hard to pick just one, but the favorite is when Carl and Eric are talking about the triscuit crackers. It's so random but it cracks me up EVERY time.
Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?
Yeah, that bit of product placement is pretty funny.
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Amy: I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Yeah, that would be my pick too. The delivery and his body language are just awesome. The response from Billy is good too:
"A simple wrong would have good but..." and then he walks.
No, I will not make out with you...
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