favorite quote from animated Tick series

From "Tick vs. the Aztecs":

"Carmelita, the savages are shooting dogs at us!"
"Is he wearing a dress?"
"Sun-worshipping dog-launchers, you face the Tick!"
"Wally, I'm pretty sure they'll try you as an adult."

"Tick vs. Europe":

"Majesty-snatchers, unhand that highness!"
"We Europeans take a long-range view of these things."
"Look, he wrote out his villain laugh."
"Milk beats cookies!"

"Tick vs. Filth"

"Down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool."
"Did he just say 'apotheosis'?"
"Tick, why are we taking a bath in the sewer?"
"We're filth! We're filth! We come from filth, we go to filth!"

I can't stop laughing every time I watch the Heros episode. Where the Tick gets the Tick Cam:

"Neat! Keen!"

Someone mentioned a classic Die Fledermaus quote in another thread...

"Listen Fishboy, I told your Mom a lot of things."

I can't believe it's not here yet (unless I overlooked it when rereading the thread). I'd completely forgotten about that line too. In retrospect that's got to be my fave quote; I'm pretty sure that's the hardest I've ever laughed at a line from The Tick (and there are plenty of great funny lines).

In rereading the thread, I think my favourite one line quote mentioned is "He once baked a muffin, that stole my car."

“Reality is that which, when you cease to believe, continues to exist.”

Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight:

"So I says, 'Surfs up space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!' Aaahahahahahahaha!!"

"You have all just become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber Wha.... HEY! Pay attention!"

Die Fladermause:

"All out of rooves eh?"

(crouching on balcony ledge) "The look is key." (holds breath) "See?"

The Flying Squirrel:

Tick: "Oh, cool. So you can fly!?"
Flying Squirrel: "No, I just like squirrels."

Uncle Creamy:

"I'm not evil, lady. I'm vanilla."

The Human Ton and his little pal Handy:

Handy: "Eat his head!"
Ton: "Okay." (bites down on the Tick's head)
Handy; "See? He's eating your head and I can still talk. He's eating. I'm speaking. How do we do it!?"

Ton: "The Tick's sulking in his tent like a guy from Chile.
Handy: "It's Achilles! You're making us look like a jerk! I told you, read a book!"

The Tick:

"I'll bounce off that flagpole and flip to safety. (pole breaks off under his arm) Ahah! I'll bounce off that broad flat surface... or maybe not." (CRASH)
"Gravity is a harsh mistress."

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The episode where Tic loses his arms. Something to the effect of:

"Remember when we had arms, Arthur? You would scratch my back.
I would scratch your back. There was much back scratching and
much rejoicing!"

"Quick Arthur! The Swiss Are Attacking"
"But the Swiss are a politicaly neutral country..."
"No, not the Swiss, THE SWISS!!"


"Go Little Wooden Boy!"

“It’s starting to smell a little like danger in here… or heavily fried food.”
“You don’t fight destiny. No, sir. And you don’t eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all… scratchy.”
“And so may evil beware. And may good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.”