oh please do not remake the original cow movie! - The Crow (1994) Discussion

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[–] Hack_Scudder 11 years ago

...The Cow: A Beef with Death.

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[–] whokilledreno 11 years ago

The Cow: Beef With Death

Ends with a shootout in McDonalds HQ Chicago.

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[–] Klytuss 11 years ago

Agreed. Please do not remake the original

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[–] leyenda61 11 years ago

Hiddleston in remake: "i think i'll have that milk now"

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[–] rooprect 11 years ago

I suppose there would have to be a sequel... The Cow: City of Angus

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[–] RightBackAtYa 11 years ago

OMG, you're killing me.

What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.

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[–] leyenda61 11 years ago

I'd love to see some clever photoshop artwork of this. The Cow on Brandon's shoulder or perched on a headstone.

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[–] LucusNon 8 years ago

... The Cow ... perched on a headstone.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Salem_Sue.jpg

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 8 years ago

   

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[–] Low_Rent 10 years ago

You know this movie is doomed to udder failure!

(I didn't read all the comments yet. That comment has probably been posted already but its still funny)

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[–] simono-5 10 years ago

Hilarious...awesome thread.

Kudos for making me laugh!

'I like her udders...pretty'.

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

I just really want to see the cow land on Brandon's shoulder.

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[–] simono-5 10 years ago

Excuse my poor attempt but I present...'The Cow':

http://s30.postimg.org/vr4pp88mp/The_Cow.jpg

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

Oh my god, I love it!! That is hilarious!! Thanks for that, I needed the laugh; good stuff.

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[–] liketearsintherain 10 years ago

you can literally hear the dialog. "its some ghost with a cow following him around" "a boy and his cow, kinda nice" " milk it up! milk it up!" "milking at my chamber door... you heard me milking, right?"

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

"You heard me milking, right?"

Brandon pulls out a little wooden milking stool fast as lightning, and circles it around in the air menacingly.

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[–] liketearsintherain 10 years ago

XD hilarious

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[–] daddysgotcha 10 years ago

I think this was the original box art for the VHS

http://s29.postimg.org/60n2w2to7/thecow1.jpg

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

Ahhh I love it!!

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[–] leyenda61 10 years ago

awesome. the only thing missing is a cow perched on Brandon's shoulder.

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[–] Fluke_Skywalker 10 years ago

That's hilarious!

But come on, gang. I'm pretty sure we've milked this teat dry by now.

He went to Bespin Luke Skywalker, but he left Hand Solo

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

You're right, we should probably move on to udder topics.

No use crying over spilled milk.

Moving on from this theme puts us on the horns of a dilemma, however.

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[–] leyenda61 10 years ago

Oh, so punny. My typo in the original post is definitely my favorite IMDb mistake!

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 10 years ago

I think your typo is also my favorite IMDb thread in recent memory! I've need some laughs lately, and seriously this thread has been a wonderful bit of fun.

Hope you don't mind, I think we all mean it in good spirit!

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[–] rooprect 9 years ago

Haha best typo ever. You're a legend.
P.S. Another great line from "The Cow"...
"Suddenly I heard a wooing, as of someone gently mooing.
Mooing at my chamber door. You heard me mooing, Mr. Gideon?"

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 9 years ago

"You heard me mooing?" 

Gah, good stuff!

I really want to see this Cow movie.

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[–] leyenda61 9 years ago

I would pay Top Dollar to see this would-be cud-be Cow moovie. I can't look at this thread without imagining the cover art for the film & then I end up laughing out loud like an idiot.

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 9 years ago

I hope whoever might make this moovie chews it over and doesn't decide the grass is greener on another project. I mean, look how popular this thread is -- they could really milk this thing! 

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[–] MajesoFormo 10 years ago

Many agree that the only actor who can fill Brandon Lee's shoes in the crow remake is Michael Cera due to his ability to take on tough roles while delivering a solid performance. The Crow is a great horror movie and only Michael Cera who starred in Zombieland a modern horror movie truly shows how one actor can bring an entire movie to life regardless of how bad the story or script is. With Michael Cera at the helm this remake will be one that will stands the test of time.

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[–] tenantennae 9 years ago

My favorite part is when he uses the lighter fluid, and sets the outline of the Cow ablaze.

These days, they'd probably just use some crappy CGI fire.

No thanks. A remake would be a big misteak!

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[–] andromache3 9 years ago

LOVE. THIS. THREAD.
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😍😀

Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.

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[–] Lby54229 9 years ago

Must keep thread going. People must know about the hilariousness that has ensued per typo.

The best thread ever.

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[–] nextorphanborn 9 years ago

The soundtrack was amazing in the original Cow. Love the moosic.

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[–] MoviesFilmsCinema 9 years ago

Classic thread. Cowtastic.

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[–] leBratPrincess 9 years ago

I love coming here and finding this one back on top.

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[–] leyenda61 9 years ago

If they did reboot i hear Daniel Cudmore is available.

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[–] rooprect 8 years ago

Either him or Christopher Milken.

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[–] twelveboar 8 years ago

A cautionary tale about the dangers of cow-tipping on devil's night?
"Don't mooove."
"I thought the police always said 'Friesian.'"

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 8 years ago

"Friesian!" Good one! 

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[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

Yes, that one was GRADE A 🍖
In fact this, is the most hilarious cowlection of comments I've ever seen! 🐮

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[–] RonaldMcDonaldScaresMe 8 years ago

A cautionary tale about the dangers of cow-tipping on devil's night?
"Don't mooove."
"I thought the police always said 'Friesian.'"

Haha this and the whole thread is gold!!!

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[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

It behooves us all to keep this thread going!

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 8 years ago

That's a very good tip -- a cow tipping. (Groan! )

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[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

That's a very good tip -- a cow tipping. (Groan! )

😂 You're a natural barn comedian!

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[–] Prelude-in-C-maj 8 years ago

Except that my last audience all went "Booo".....or was that "Moooo"? 

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