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oh please do not remake the original cow movie!


Brandon's was singular. never shoulda had sequels or reboots


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I don't think anyone is being mean spirited here. Just having a bit of word play, but I meant absolutely no disrespect to the original poster. It was a happy accident that has provided me with many laughs.


How much s**t is there on the menu and what *beep* flavour is it?

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i am cracking up at these posts.

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The Cow (1994, Alex Proyas)

"People once believed that when someone dies, a cow carries their soul to the land of the dead."

Eric Draven is brought back to life by a cow a year after he and his fiancée are murdered. The cow guides him through the land of the living, and leads him to his killers.

Rating: 9/10

Best scene: At the end, Sarah pays a final visit to the cemetery, and sees the cow, perched on Eric's headstone. The cow gives her Shelly's engagement ring, dropping it in her open hand, and flies away, soaring up over the city and into the night…


We have such sights to show you...

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tears rolling down my cheeks....literally.
glad i stumbled across this thread.
thanks for the laugh people.

*files The Cow under: things that I will laugh about when some mentions this movie, then find hard to explain why it's so damn funny*


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my thank you.

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The Cow (1994, Alex Proyas)

"People once believed that when someone dies, a cow carries their soul to the land of the dead."

Eric Draven is brought back to life by a cow a year after he and his fiancée are murdered. The cow guides him through the land of the living, and leads him to his killers.

Rating: 9/10

Best scene: At the end, Sarah pays a final visit to the cemetery, and sees the cow, perched on Eric's headstone. The cow gives her Shelly's engagement ring, dropping it in her open hand, and flies away, soaring up over the city and into the night…


I'm laughing so hard reading these and I work in a Library. LMFAO !

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Best scene: At the end, Sarah pays a final visit to the cemetery, and sees the cow, perched on Eric's headstone. The cow gives her Shelly's engagement ring, dropping it in her open hand, and flies away, soaring up over the city and into the night…




This thread is udder madness.

'Cause there's thunder in your heart... every move is like lightning!

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... the cow, perched on Eric's headstone. ...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Salem_Sue.jpg

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This is the best post ever. There should be one of these on every message board.

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It doesn't make any difference how many times I read this, it always makes me laugh so hard.

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Is this thread the new "He was my uncle once"?

R.I.P Seth Putnam.

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