Allison?


Allison was a smarty pants and a teachers pet. She even sat in the front of the class. She wasn't athletic, so she probably wasn't he lead cheerleader, but she was rich, pretty and smart. Probably going to an elite college or an all woman's college. She was the classic Mary Sue, but I wish Allison had been a more alternative, artsy and even goth-like character; kind of a dark character.

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WEIRD POST,BRO.

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Dude, it's not weird. I just don't like Allison, at all. thought she was inept and even evil.

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🤣OK

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I wish Allison had been a more alternative, artsy and even goth-like character


They answered your wish three years later - The Craft

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The witches in The Craft were evil and ruthless. Allison couldn't even handle the goofy (if hilarious) and hapless witches in Hocus Pocus. In short, if Allison took on The Craft witches, she'd be toast.

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Nah, Allison was well stocked with salt.

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Yeah, she had salt, but she was still a dumbass. When the witches left the house, their exhaust blast blew Allison on her butt. Just think if they had purposely directed their exhaust blasts right at Allison and flown off at the same time. Allison would have been burnt to a crisp and blasted through the wall.

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Well, I searched the web for the technical specs of their transportation devices and couldn't find anything (I even emailed Hoover!) - so I'm not sure the broom exhaust is a damaging as you suspect.

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Allison handled the witches quite well.

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Not really. If the witches had focused on Allison, and she hadn't help from the boy, she would have been soup.

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And the others would have been toast without her

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Well, croutons..

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