Merrick: Oh, a job. I would've been a wonderful bootmaker.
Schadenfreude's a bitch, ain't it?
Random Guy: [runs in] Oh man, there are Vampires out there man! Oh my god! [falls to gym floor]
"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke
i liked when the vampires are in the gymnasium and the one dude goes to the vampire and says "this party blows" or something along those lines, oblivious to whats happening.
shareAt the end of the film when everyones out of the gym and the one guy says to the reporter
"They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
That had me laughing forever lol
When the principle says
At dead Vampire#1: "Detention"
At dead vampire#2: "Detention"
At dead Vampire#3: "Detention... Detention, Detention"
And
"That is definitely not a student".
This is an uderrated movie way better than the show.
Benny: She's meat for the beast. Master wants her. AND UNCLE SAME WANTS YOU!
WOW, there are way too many great quotes in the movie.
Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!
[deleted]
Get out of my facial
"a father can't murder his own children that would be in bad taste"
Hilary Swank's delivery of "Get out of my facial" has me in tears every time. It's so good.
share[deleted]
I always liked....
Nicole: What are you talking about?
Kimberly: Weird? You mean like hanging around with that homeless Poke?
Buffy: Pike.
Nicole: [gasp] Eww, you're having an affair with him?
Jennifer: He doesn't look fifty.
I think it's because Luke Perry always looked so old on 90210.