Favorite Lines


"Do you smell fish?"

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Devour all humans!

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I've been vandalized by Elvis! -Ernest, Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

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"Someone with a runny nose is gonna die"

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*Knocks on FBI car window* "Ok *beep* lets go for a ride" - Robert De Niro - Goodfellas.

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In the same scene as the botswanian lumberjack he says "I knew an Ottoman Boy Scout, he had a merit badge in wholesale slaughter."

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"Okay booger lips, time for troll squishkabob!"

"They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a MEAT WAGON WITH A PITCH FORK!!"

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Lady Hackmore: "They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a meat wagon with a big fork!"

Ernest: "So in other words, it might be better if I came back another day?"

Lady Hackmore: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!"

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Hairspray will fix anything!
Do you smell fish?
We'll never go hungry again.
This place is just screaming for drapes!
This looks like a good one! *bird craps on his face* Inhabited.....

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My favorites:

"How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips! (Makes face) A-hahaha"

Also:

"Someone with a runny nose is gonna die."

And:

(While backing up from the Troll at the end)

"Listen! You've had a nasty cold ever since we met!"

Oh, and:

(When Ernest crashes his truck with Rimshot petrified)

"You ok, Rimshot? Good...another advantage of being a wooden dog"


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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.

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