Favorite Lines
"Do you smell fish?"
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Devour all humans!
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I've been vandalized by Elvis! -Ernest, Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
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"Okay booger lips, time for troll squishkabob!"
"They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a MEAT WAGON WITH A PITCH FORK!!"
Lady Hackmore: "They will have to load you and the rest of this backward town on a meat wagon with a big fork!"
Ernest: "So in other words, it might be better if I came back another day?"
Lady Hackmore: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!"
Hairspray will fix anything!
Do you smell fish?
We'll never go hungry again.
This place is just screaming for drapes!
This looks like a good one! *bird craps on his face* Inhabited.....
My favorites:
"How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Boogerlips! (Makes face) A-hahaha"
Also:
"Someone with a runny nose is gonna die."
And:
(While backing up from the Troll at the end)
"Listen! You've had a nasty cold ever since we met!"
Oh, and:
(When Ernest crashes his truck with Rimshot petrified)
"You ok, Rimshot? Good...another advantage of being a wooden dog"
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Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.