Favorite Lines
"Do you smell fish?"
"You are the great redneck hope!" Has always been one of my favs.
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Ernest: I'd like to thank you, each and every one for this beautiful Bowling trophy. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank YOU! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
(FLASHBACK: Little Ernest is writing on the chalkboard. The words on the chalkboard read "He never knew when to quit")
Teacher: He never knew when to quit
(Little Ernest scratches his fingernails on the chalkboard and the Teacher backhands him in the back of the head)
"Rescuing you and your people. Can't really say its our primary objective" - Daniel Faraday
Some of these are the best lines ever in ANY movie... but I also like when Old Lady Hackmore is reading the lines from the troll book, and Ernest says "Are there anymore pictures?" hahah classic!
"What the hell are you?"
Nuh uh, ain't no trees in Botswana, nuh uh, I know, I AM a Botswanian lumberjack and I ain't never had a job.
"Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside." - Max Payne
"We're The Ottomans and you're not! You're in a world of it now pal!"
"I knew an Ottoman Eagle Scout. He got a merit badge in whole sale slaughter."
LMAO
You see before you the state-of-the-art troll fighter of tomorrow. This multi-directional, unitized, high-tech fighting machine is salt-free, uni-safe, and comes complete with 15 megabytes of double density, wafer-thin alloy forming a virtual reality of modern troll extermination...NEED I SAY MORE?
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