1. These pretzels are making me thirsty.
2. 20 minute Catnaps every 3 hours will add many years to your life.
3. You don't fight with the body. That's an argument you won't win.
4. Pull an all-nighter the night before doing an aids walk.
5. Schedule a New Years party 3 yrs in advance.
Anybody can look good in a pair of slim-fit jeans.
shareTaking the little packets that absorb moisture out of clothes is a perfectly valid way to sabotage a company because the clothes won't last 5 years.
It's a statue of limitations.
If you don't want to wait for daylight savings, you can just declare it to be on.
If you have a gambling problem, it doesn't count as a violation if you make a bet in someone else's name (even if they did not ask for the bet to be made).
If you run out of shaving cream, butter works as an effective replacement.
Your neighbor's shirt pocket is a good hiding place for a key you wish to hide from said neighbor.
There is no difference between a bagel and a doughnut as the base for a pizza bagel.
At dinnertime you talk about your day
shareWhat a scam the dewey decimal system was.
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