I'll recap it for them, then.
Casino Royale: Bond becomes a 00 agent and encounters Le Chiffre as well as a mysterious group of enemies really pulling the strings...
Quantum of Solace: Directly after CR, Bond fights the string-pullers: Quantum! Most other details of this plot are obscured by shaky-cam.
Skyfall: Bond is getting too old for this sh-- and MI:6 is compromised by an angry ex-agent and his techno-prowess. But then it turns out being too old for this sh-- and a Luddite's approach to techno-prowess save the day!
Spectre: Bond finds out that there were a whole other group of mysterious people mysteriously pulling the strings of the mysterious string-pullers from the first two movies, plus they were also pulling the strings of the bad guy from Skyfall. Plus their leader was really Bond's step-brother, so Bond's whole life has had a secret nemesis! Ooh! Then Bond retires/quits and leaves with his girlfriend/wife...
No Time To Die: ...who will probably "pull a Tracy" in this movie where Bond has a final mano-a-mano with Blofeld and then dies/retires again so Lashana Lynch can be 007 in a new franchise that will definitely be good, definitely not be a big soapbox/propaganda film, and definitely will have a bunch of fans that will totally watch it.
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