There's a great line literally every 10 seconds, but one of mine would be..
"Put them in the Iron Maiden!"
"Iron Maiden?!? Excellent!!"
"Our first guest speaker comes from the year 400 BC, a time when most of the world looked like the cover of the Led Zeppelin album, Houses of the Holy."
shareBob "Genghis" Khan. So-cratz Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh, uh... Abraham Lincoln.I just love how lost he is when trying to come up with a fake name after progressively getting worse, and just says "screw it" and calls him Abraham Lincoln.
so why choose?
I'm not choosing but I'll leave you with this
Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Your stepmom *is* cute, though.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: SHUT UP, TED!
When the time machine lands in front of Ted's house and he walks out saying "Where are we now? oh, it's just my house" with utter disappointment, lol.
share“Whooooooooa!”
Yep, that’s it. There’s funny line after funny line in this, but Keanu’s delivery of that one iconic word is most excellent.
But for other honorable mentions:
Ted: “Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe’s greatest leaders in San Dimas?”
Deacon: “He was a dick!”
The kid’s delivery is priceless
I also love Ted’s answer to the Joan of Arc question: “Noah’s wife!” The confident way in which he says it makes it so much funnier.
All the stuff Ted says about Bill’s stepmom is also hilarious. “Remember when I asked her to the prom?”
Ted: “What if we were lying?”
Bill: “Why would we lie to ourselves?”
And I don’t know why but Sigmund Freud’s “Tell me about your mother” line cracks me up.
And lastly, PARTY ON DUDES!