Your favourite line? - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) Discussion

[–] QuentinTarantino1121 15 years ago

Basically anything they say cracks me up without fail. Our local theater had a special showing of it last night. It was the first time I'd seen it in at least 7 years and it's even funnier than I remember it. Some of my favorites:

(upon seeing the princesses for the first time)
Bill: It's a history report, not a babe report.
Ted: But Bill, those are historical babes.

(when they're researching George Washington for their report and trying to come up with facts)
Ted: Oh wait! Disneyland, the Hall of Presidents, remember?
Bill: Yeah! What did he say?
Ted: "Welcome to the Hall of Presidents!" (this line in particular cracks me up)

(after witnessing Ted's "death")
Bill: Bogus... Heinous... Most non-triumphant.
(and)
Bill: You killed Ted you MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!!!

(the ever classic...)
Ted: Bill...?
Bill: Yeah?
Ted: ...strange things are afoot at the CircleK.

(and the mantra everyone should live their lives by)
Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on dudes!

Seriously, that about sums up my belief of how to live one's life. Treat your fellow man like you yourself expect to be treated (you know, the Golden Rule summed up in stoner-speak) but don't ever forget to have a good time while you're here. Because as another great philosopher once said "You should never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive."

Weenie Wraps intrigue me

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[–] hehasthekeys 15 years ago

"Captain Logan, this is Deputy Van Halen down at the station..."

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[–] scmod 15 years ago

"SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!"

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[–] har5125 15 years ago

"Nah. Just got a minor Oedipal complex."

"Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!"

"So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude."

But my favourite line had to be from Ted's kid brother.

Bill: "You ditched Napoleon!"
Ted: "Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?"
Deacon: "He was a dick."

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[–] itszombietime 15 years ago

agreed. that and, "strange things are afoot at the circle k"

hard to believe if you saw it when it first came out (20 years ago??) but time has revealed this as a groundbreaking film, it gave life to future actors like ashton kutcher and sean scott (as in, dude where's my car). it put the west coast slacker/skater/stoner culture on the map, blueprinted it for the 90s and opened the door for hordes of films of that ilk, some good, some bad. and it launched keanu reeves, one of the most improbable successes in hollywood. and of course it is a great, great comedy script, still one of the funniest ever written. ed solomon was one of the writers, he was great.

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[–] Max06 14 years ago

This.

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[–] mike_the_bloody 14 years ago

Bill: [after Ted was "killed" by a medieval soldier] Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude

Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
Deacon: He was a dick!

Ted: Excuse me. When did the Mongols rule China?
Lady at the Circle K: I don't know. I just work here

Ted: Bill
Bill: What?
Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

Ted: Want a twinkie, Genghis Khan?

"That's a bingo! Is that the way you say it: "That's a bingo?" - Col. Hans Landa

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[–] JBret85 14 years ago

"So what you are telling me is that Caesar, was a salad dressing dude."

"Remember when I asked her to the prom?"

"This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station."

...posting live from Iraq.

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[–] amdew717 14 years ago

Dust! Wind! DUDE!!!!!

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[–] Fozzy_Fozzbourne 13 years ago

Teacher: It seems to me that all you've learnt is that Caeser was a salad dressing dude

Teacher: Who was Joan of Arc
Ted: Noahs wife

Bill: He's dead
Teacher: So what your telling me is that Napoleon was a short a dead dude

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[–] stevieg10fu 14 years ago

"Bill...Strange thing are afoot at the Circle K."

or

"This is "Bob" Ghengin Kahn" Hilarious!!

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[–] ZeoRangerFive 14 years ago

My absolute favorite line is when Rufus is first bringing them to the phone booth

Bill: How are you going to help us? You gonna call someone and get the answers?

Makes me crack up every time!

Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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[–] zuzupetal_99 14 years ago

There's so many great lines in this - my brother & I have been quoting from this for 20 years!

"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

"We're w/ you, Mister the Kid!" and "Whoa...3 aces!"

"Abraham Lincoln. That's L-i-n-C-o-l-n." "I know how to spell Lincoln!"

"Oh and Ted - give my love to the princesses" "Who?" "You'll see!"

"This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station.....if you want your keys, better come & get 'em!"

"You ditched Napoleon?!" "He was a dick!"

I really could quote half the movie - fortunately it's one of those I loved as a kid that still holds up :)

"Are you going to your grave with unlived lives in your veins?" ~ The Good Girl

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[–] Fozzy_Fozzbourne 12 years ago

I cant remember the line word for word, but when Bill is introducing Genghis Khan.

Put your hands to together for Genghis Khan, 700 years ago the Mongols ruled China, we found out just over an hour ago he ravaged the Sporting Goods.

Napoleon: Merde, Merde, Merde, Merde, Merde

Bill: If we were one of the greatest European General to ever live, where would we go...(in unison) WATERLOO

In the future, the great ones say 'It's you' and I think Bill says 'It's us' looks to Ted and says 'Who are we'

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[–] baseballgirl 14 years ago

"Socrates. Hey, we know that name!"
"Yeah! Hey, look him up. Oh, it's under So-Crates."

"Dust. Wind. Dude."

I also laugh at "Bob Genghis Khan" every time.

Johnny Depp: Creating men's inferiority complexes since 1963

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[–] FrmSyriaWithLuv 14 years ago

j_krazy-1
I luv that!
I luv

Hey bill!
What?
We totally know how to sword fight!

sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hoes should know Im tryin to correct this

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[–] devoelodi 14 years ago

"...and this here's So-crates."

"Sa-kra-tees."

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[–] dkgambler 14 years ago

"Put them in the iron maiden!"
"Excellent!"
"Excecute them!"
"Bogus!"

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[–] TiCyB 14 years ago

I find it hilarious when Napoleon goes "Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde! Merde, merde, merde, merde, merde, merde! MERDE!" at the bowling alley.

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[–] the-greenwood-collective 14 years ago

maybe its time we got eddie van halen
maybe its time we learnt how to play...:)

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[–] cinecatic 14 years ago

Bogus! Heinous! Most non-triumphant!

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
and so many others...

"Here endeth the lesson"

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[–] mamu2 14 years ago

The "So-crates Johnson" line kills me.

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[–] deano982 14 years ago

Ted: (to Rufus) How are you gonna help us?
Bill: Yeah, are you gonna call someone and get the answers?

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[–] kissieface 14 years ago

Ziggy piggy ziggy piggy and "you want em better come and get em." I say that all the time.

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