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Everything wrong with this world in one movie


Wow, this movie is EVERYTHING!

It has satanism, masonism, elitism, materialism, nihilism, etc.

Maybe even worse than that, it could not be more misandristic and man/hating crap. Man = THE DEVIL.

Men's sexuality = the WORST, villainous things ever.

Women = saviours of the world, the most powerful entities in existence, and of course beat up the MAN easily - in his own game, too!

I mean, could this BE more fema-fascist, feminist, matriarchal fapping material and claptrap?

Holy cow, I never thought a movie made in the eighties could incorporate SO many disgusting, vile elements - from throwing up WAY more than anyone should ever have to see in a movie, to all the female tricks they use to fool men, etc. to imagining that men can seduce women so easily (it doesn't work like that), etc.

Cher in a movie? WHO asked for that? Is she actually a woman, or is she actually a he? I mean, her voice, face, and general outlook makes me think there's NO WAY that particular dude is a woman. My apologies if she has an organic, genuine va-jay between her big toes.

Then again, only a woman would be crazy enough to play that kind of role in this kind of movie. And the only man crazy enough to even have an important role in a crazy manhating fantasy like this would of course be old jack, who doesn't seem to reject ANY role that lets him act crazy or satanic.

It's pretty interesting how they talk about vaccines and developing a herd immunity and all that jazz, as if they were predicting something or perhaps just reading the script of the 'elite agenda' they're imposing on this world and its stupidly ignorant, unsuspecting people who only look 2 cm in front of them and don't care about the structures that oppress them more every day.

The name of this movie should be 'feminist hags easily defeat an evil man, who is of course satan itself' or something.

I can only weep for the future, because the most glorious part of the past was already this fema-fascist and misandristic. I can't even imagine how bad it will be in a couple of decades.

But hey, at least it will probably also be more satanic as well.

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Maybe even worse than that, it could not be more misandristic and man/hating crap. Man = THE DEVIL.

Men's sexuality = the WORST, villainous things ever.

Women = saviours of the world, the most powerful entities in existence, and of course beat up the MAN easily - in his own game, too!

I mean, could this BE more fema-fascist, feminist, matriarchal fapping material and claptrap?

I've identified the problem here: you've never seen the movie.

But why are you commenting on it? And at such--for these environs--length?

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Yeah, I liked it too.

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Wow, it's hilarious how this movie brings out the "fragile masculinity"!

Yours isn't the only completely hysterical post on this board, there are plenty of others.

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