This plays like a Michael bay film..
Ok It doesn't feature any bay trademarks (low angle shots, heroic slow motion walks) But it does have over-the-top action, fast cuts, annoying supporting characters (like gilbert gottfried) actors shouting their dialogue and unfunny improvised banter which comes off as more desperate than funny.
I'm sure if Bay was making films in the 80's..this is what it would look like.