Picard: Worf, that's a brilliant idea. Picard: Troi, thanks, I hadn't notice that. Geordi: I just got laid! Data: I just got laid! Riker: I just hurt my package trying to swing my leg over the chair. Wesley: Shut up Picard! Q; Oh yeah, that's hot!
Beverly: The two species are just too incompatible. No amount of genetic engineering will produce a child between them. Picard: I look forward to speaking to the kids at the elementary school.
Captain: "Chief engineer, we are under attack, what systems do we have left?" Chief Engineer: "All systems are working and within normal parameters sir"
GlobalWarmer I can teach you how to shoot so close to a raccoon that he craps himself.
- Fire proton torpedoes! - Wow, those new circuit breakers were a good investment! - Sisko: Now, Chancellor Gowron, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
Jake Meridius Conhale, at your service! "Old Man" of the BSG (RDM) boards.
Picard Mr. Worf I want you to target every major city on the planet's surface with Phasers and Photon Torpedoes full spread. Worf Sir? actually Worf would say this Picard Just kidding, wanted to see if you were as hard as Tasha!
James T. Kirk: I looked up John Harrison. Until a year ago he didn't exist. Khan: John Harrison was a fiction created the moment I was awoken by your Admiral Marcus to help him advance his cause, a smokescreen to conceal my true identity. My name is... KHAN.
(Kirk,Mccoy and even Spock,in a rare moment of emotionality,all are screaming with laughter after Khan's over dramatic revelation)
Khan; What, what?
Kirk; We know of you Khan we've all seen that movie man,you were thinking that we won't deliver you to the admiral and admiral Marcus will attack Enterprise until the point of destruction and that we need you and your superior intellect(suppressing not to burst into laughter again)to board the admiral's ship from space so that you eventually can overrun us break the admiral's lovely daughter's hand and crush his skull take over his ship with your crew and destroy the enterprise ,right?
Kirk; Well..... that's not going to happen I'm going to let you stay in that cell and send admiral Marcus your coördinates so he can transport you to his ship and do whatever he wants with you.
(Kirk ,Mccoy and Spock walk out laughing leaving Khan behind dumbfound)
Nurse Chapel ; Doctor McCoy, doctor McCoy! McCoy; Yes nurse Chapel Nurse Capel; We have a problem doctor ,you know that closet for the medicine? McCoy ;Yeah nurse I know so what's the problem nurse Chapel? Nurse Chapel; Well ehm lieutenant Sulu won't come out of the closet.
Gul Madred;Ah we are dealing with a comedian here,(firmly) No taspar for you put him back in the torture harnas maybe four hours of that will deal with those comedic tendencies.
Picard(ecstatic); Oh how wonderful,thank you,thank you
Riker; Did Yar wore out half the male crew and that servo motor as well? Jezus Data that woman was insatiable,and I thought those two Klingon women were almost killing me.
Don't you know Nak men mentally never age beyond the age of 11.But no we are far older than 11 but there is also a saying "the mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty"
Reporter; Today is Starfleet's annual bake-off,with me is last years winner Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise.Captain do you have any tips for our viewers at home?