In the diner, as the cook brings Melvin White and Kent Lane their food out...
Melvin: (to the cook) Hey Buddy, Your thumb is in my soup!
Cook: Yeah, it's infected. The doctor told me I should keep it warm so It'll heal quicker.
Kent: Well, why don't you take your thumb and shove it up your ass then?
Cook: Oh, I do that when I'm back in the kitchen.
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~ Daniel ~
andrew dice clay as tony baroni he knocks on melvin's manager's door & says-"uh huh huh huh, guess who?" & starts doing the dance from saturday nite fever. lol she slams the door in his face.
the blooper reel sue asks
"melvin is it true?"
melvin-"about the size of my dick?"
hahaha
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bumbaclaaaad
Which TV show is a lesbians favorite?
I do not know?
The Dyke Van Dick Show
When Melvin calls in for back up and a police car backs up and two cops run out and run backwards to the scene to help out
shareThe entire scene with Pat Morita as the rape victim speaking in a woman's voice always gets me.
Rape victim: "Is that all? They made me do it 13 times. Oh God, I can't even walk anymore!!!"
Best line is "Sue. I never knew you had such big tits!"
It's also kinda funny cus it's true, I had no idea Linda Blair had such a nice rack.
I know this movie is crap, but I always loved it. Some of my favorite lines include the bull dyke bartender's threat: "That bag guy better hope you find him before we find him because if we find him, we're gonna rip his d*ck off!"
Also, when they catch the peeping tom and tell him that anything he says can be used against him, he randomly spouts off, "Michael Jackson, Liz Taylor...or how about Boy George!" Daring them to use those absurd comments against him in court.
For sheer political incorrectness, I love when the bag head thief asks the patrons at Leroy A Go-Go if the only credit card the establishment takes is 'Massa Charge'. The death stares he gets from them all as he chuckles and gets away with the cash are as funny as the line itself.
Also in the restaurant scene...
Customer: What's the soup of the day?
Waiter: Cream of Washroom.
"These go to eleven."
What is a black person's favorite credit card?
Massa charge
I dig that 'L.A.P.D.' theme song in this movie. I bought this movie new on the old 'New World Video' label over 20 years ago from my local Blockbuster. I special ordered it and it was $9.99 + FL state sales tax. I still have that video to this day. :) Still makes me laugh despite the extreme low-brow nature of the jokes. I also have to admit I enjoyed Jackie Kong's movie THE BEING. BLOOD DINER was nuts, too, but the acting in BLOOD DINER really was BAD! Makes the acting in NIGHT PATROL look reallllly good by comparison.
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woman at the sperm bank. hahahaaaaaa!
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child please