Wish the Miyagi style karate school caught on

Just think of all the cheap labor we could get! Bands of wannabe karate master kids available to paint fences, sand decks, wax cars, and more! All for the price of a few karate lessons. Cities could hire them for park maintenance, graffiti clean up, trash collection.

Have a house repair issue? Skip Angie’s List and hire a Miyagi Karate kid to do it. Just match up your job with a few karate moves and the kid won’t stop until the job is done and the skill is mastered.