What's your favourite moment?


I thought the entire movie was hilarious, but I loved the Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson impersonations. SOOOO funny!

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"I have this nightmare that I come to Hollywood and find out Mr. T is a *beep* I'd be walkin' down the street and suddenly:
"Hey Boy! Hey Boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans! Now come on over here and *beep* me up the a$$"

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"Lillian! The b itch has fallen down the steps again!

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the whole ice cream skit is hilarious, and the racism bit towards the end "Is this your bag?" "Ya it's my bag! A black man not allowed to have a suitcase around here?!" but most of all, id go with the fathers drunken rant about the family and about Aunt bunny.

Also, the part with the Fart Game is HILARIOUS......


Then the big black shark came...

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"You told me u met your wife 15 years ago at a *beep* camping trip? And that your wife is Puerto Rican. Your wife aint no *beep* Puerto Rican! I thought she was when I first met her. I walked up to her and sed 'hello its good to meet you, my name is Bernie.' She sed 'Hello I'm Bonnie, Goonie Goo Goo.' Wtf does Goonie Goo Goo mean?! I don't know wtf that *beep* means to this day! I thought I learned some new spanish *beep* I went up to my friend and sed "Aye Sanchez! Goonie Goo Goo!' and Sanchez sed 'GET THE *beep* OUTTA HERE!' So I been walking around for years confused and I finally figured out where u met ur wife. U didn't meet ur wife on a *beep* camping trip. Your wife's a BIGFOOT isn't she?? "


|A Baby Ate My Dingo|

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By the way, who is Mr. Robinson?:D Never heard of him ...

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*I said, Hey Sanchez, gooni gogo!!!...and he said, Get tha *beep* outta here
*All impersonations
*You got no Ice cream, you didn't get none...cause you are on the welfare...you got no icecream....and his father's an alcohoooolic.
*whole drunken dad part.
*How different people walk

And a whole bunch of other stuff...

PRICELESS!!!


"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"

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Yeah I'm wondering that, also.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a s#!t in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks him
"Excuse me. Do you ever have trouble with s#!t sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says "No."
So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit.

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Mr. Robinson is a character that Eddie Murphy used to play on Saturday Night Live...a skit that parodied "Mr Rogers Neighborhood".

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common pops im moving as fast i can s#!t dad common
8O, *gun shot* mutha f__kers crazy...

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I thought I learned some new spanish sht. i went up to my friend i said hey sanchez, goony goo-goo.

Sheed, I´d be on the street and sht, come up and say Yo nga...bail that cotton. I say sk ma dk masta! That´s right, sk my mthfkn dk cuz I aint bailin a mfka.

I´ve lived a life that´s full. i´ve traveled each, and every highway but ohhh what´s more, but what´s more than this (cuts a fart)?

and every other routine

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Whne the lady screams do gumby and the guy says shut up bitch!!!!!! too funny

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I love it when his dad sings: "Es mi casa! Y yo viva aqui!"

Could be worse...could be raining!

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Stuff that stands out right off the bat:

--James Brown part, funny as hell

--Mr. T part, Eddie is a ####ing genious, hilarious

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"I know lot's of times people see my show then go to work and try to tell my act and f uck my jokes up on the job. They'll be saying '[white guy voice] and then he said goony googoo! And he had a GI Joe up his ass! Hey, hey, hey, I'm Mr. T, I'll rip your cock off my my ass!'"

"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?" - Dr. Tobias Fünke

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"You missed me bitch!"

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Personal favourite would have to be the James Brown....


James starts talking to the band
Band says "YEAH!"

"Movin'?"
YEAH!
"Grovin'?"
YEAH!
"Fznanzahnn?"
YEAH!
"Amafnaaznnfnzn?"
What the fvck is James talking about?
I dunno just keep saying YEAH

YEAH!
YEAH!

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I went to my friend, 'Hey Sanchez, goenigoegoe'. And Sanchez said: 'Get the *beep* out of here'

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The Mr.T stuff at the beginning always kills me

HEy BOYS !, You look mighty cure in 'em jeans !!! Now come on over here... and *beep* mai up da ass !! LOL !

"Worry about your sword, his sword and nothing else"

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