What's your favourite moment?


I thought the entire movie was hilarious, but I loved the Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson impersonations. SOOOO funny!

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"I need a word in here. heeeeeey!!! that's good. I like that"

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The entire family cookout is one of the most classic pieces of standup in history bar none!

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Definately the guy in the audience who shouts "shut up bitch!" after some woman screams out something to Eddie!! HAHA Eddie cracks up and THATS the hilarious part!! HEHE

The whole cookout scene, especially when he says to Eddie "i know ur 7, i know ur 7. But you'll be a 7 yr old walking the dog no house mother f*&ker!! HEHEHEH

I lvoe both movies I know them by heart!! gotta love him!

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Love that Elvis impersonation.
"I've lived...a life that's full...what's more than this..."
*FART*
"'scuse me."

And I found that Jesse Jackson thing hilarious for some reason.
"You can win, Jesse. Fu*k Harold Washington man, fu*k him, run for President Jesse." "And Jesse going, 'Yeah, fu*k that sh*t'." Just the way he does Jesse Jackson in a deeper voice and his buddies in a high pitched voice like these are a bunch of hoods and Jackson is the big, dumb one. Hilarious.

Everything he says as his father is hilarious. "Why Gus? Why? I work hard to make my place beautiful."

And the fart. His Dad farts and blames it on Mom. "Oooh, baby, you rotten, I wanna divorce."

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This is the most hysterical standup ever. My favorites are Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs (Oh, Jesus Christ, he'p me Lord, Jesus, please...My shoe!!), and James Brown (Movin? Yeah! Groovin? Yeah! Ha ha ha HAAAA!)

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Mischief managed!

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I Loved The Whole Cook-Out Sketch. His Father's Rant Is Absolutely Hilarious.

Fanriffic!

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Another good one is when Eddie explains how his dad introduced him to the farting game :

"You are watching cartoons on a saturday morning with your brother, father comes in, farts and starts saying : That wasn't me, that was you mother, that was..... oooohhhh, baby, baby, I wanna divorce. Oooooohhhh, you're rotting baby, sh!t....!!!!"

Cracks me up.

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You missed me, bitch!

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"...and theres Charlie sittin' over there with third degree burns on him...eatin' a mf'in FRANK!"

"Your wifes a Bigfoot, isn't she Guss?"

"Your Bigfoot wife can't even walk a flight of steps! But I bet she climbs the *beep* out of a tree, doesn't she Guss?"

"Aunt Bunny is comin' to get me!"

(The Ice Cream Man to his friend) "Watch how fast I make these little mf'ers run."

"I thought I learned some new Spanish s**t...I walked up to my friend Sanchez and said "Goonie-Goo-Goo"...and Sanchez said "Get the *beep* outta here!"

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What about the drunk white guys who decide to vote for Jesse Jackson as a goof:
"Hey, let's vote for Jesse Jackson. Huhuhuhuh! I just voted for Jesse Jackson!!!"
The next thing you know... "He f@cking WON!?"


Elvis' co-star: "Hey, Elvis. Want some lemonade?"

Elvis (singing, of course): "Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink."


"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." --Spinal Tap

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Gay sex between Ralph Cramden and Ed Norton

(In Ralph's Voice): "Norton, who'd you like...to Fucc me up the a$$....

"Now when I bend over, sta-art fuccin."

LOL, even now 15 years after I watched it behind my mother's back, I still die laughing when I hear it.

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Next thing you know, you just put your dick in and it explode

And the whole Stevie Wonder thing, THAT *beep* AINT FUNNY *beep* YOUR MOTHER GOT A WOODEN LEG WITH A KICKSTAND

And the Poltergeist thing lol

and the best part

DO MR ROBINSON

SHUTUP BITCH!

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I also loved his Michael Jackson impression and I loved near the beginning of the show when he kept walking back and forth across the stage very quickly because he didn't want the fags in the audience looking at his ass.

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definetly goonie goo goo, became a popular reference during lectures.

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Alot of it was funny, but still 20-ish years later the only part that I still laugh out loud at is:
"Black soul brothers act like they couldn't have been slaves.."
"Ay yo nicca, barrel this cotton. Id be like suck my d!ck, Mastah"

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LMAO! Definitely one of my favorite bits. I watched this recently, and I laughed for a good 30 minutes on that one. But my favorite part is his impersonation of various singers.

as Stevie: "I'd like to seey that...all the people in the word t'dey.."

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