What's your favourite moment? - Eddie Murphy: Delirious (1983) Discussion

[–] deuce74 19 years ago

Haven't listened to it for a while, but Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs stands out.
"Jesus, please, help me Lord!... I'm halfway down, now... My shoe!"
and
"I got some ice cream. I got some ice cream. You didn't get none. 'Cause you are on the welfare. You can't afford it. You can't afford it."

"Where you goin'? NOWHERE!"

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[–] dk01hafr 19 years ago

Best quote:

"I know you're seven, I know you're seven... but you'd be a seven year old walking the dog with no house motherfu**er!!"

And I loooove the whole barbeaque btw...

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[–] deuce74 19 years ago

My friends come over and say "That's lovely." That isn't lovely, it's a piece of ----!!!

"Where you goin'? NOWHERE!"

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[–] pierreson007 18 years ago

Yea love the BBQ bit but my fav is the rascism bit.........hahahahahaha..................all funny best comedian ever!!!!!

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[–] rob_mosz 19 years ago

I am listening to it now.
I love the white guy impersonations, and when he gets the camera
"I don't have to wait do I 'oh, it's the flash'"
"This ain't no instamatic mofo!"
Yeah and the icecream scene

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[–] badlydrawngirl 19 years ago

Eddie, what have you done for me lately?

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[–] Waynes_World 19 years ago

My 2 favourite parts have got 2 be "These Your Bags" "Yeah they're my bags, Why Muthuf---a. Black man can't have a suitcase?"

and "You the muthaf---a thats been doin Stevie Wonder? That s--t aint funny muthaf---a! Don't you never let me see you do that s--- again! I'll F--- you up!
This is by far the best stand up I've ever seen! I've still yet to see Raw tho.

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[–] gmoney3 17 years ago

the "Eddie, what have you done for me lately?" is from Raw not Delirious.

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[–] rafa-28 19 years ago

Eddie: I'm sweating and *beep*
Women in the audience: Do Mr. Robinson
Guy in the audience: Shut up bitch!

Eddie loses it...

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[–] AmdeusMozart 19 years ago

How abou Mr. "T".

"Hey boy, hey boy. You look migthy cute in them jeans!!!!"
"No come over here, and f--- me up the a--!!!!"
"I'm go bend over now.....!!!!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!"
"Hey slow down boy. Don'te mess around and come too fast!!!"
"You'll make me mad to clutch you up with my butt cheeks and rip your d--- off!!!"

Very funny...

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[–] Guj 19 years ago

hhhhhmmmmmmmm everything except the family bbq part :-( sorry

mainly the throwing of the mothers pump w/ boomerang action... "chuckchick...wop wop wopwopwopwopwopwop *boom* *argh* wopwopwopwopwopwopchuckchick, let's go"

clint eastwood, elvis, michael jackson, stevie wonder, james brown acts were alllllll gooood

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled,
was convincing the world he didn't exist.".

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[–] lorainestok 19 years ago

In fact I adore the whole show (although Raw was aswell funny as hell), during Highschool we frequently imitated Murphy :)

*The mum throwing her shoe at him as a boomerang
*The icecream-scene
*GI Joe is swimming...he is looking where the bubbles came from..than a big brown shark came....
*Gooniegoegoe/ Aunt Bunny
*Hey Stevie, if you wanna impress me, hey take the wheel for a second !

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[–] thomas8331 19 years ago

How about Ralph Cramden? "Hey Norton, c'mere, I wanna show ya something."

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[–] harryfyhr 19 years ago

- 'n' then he said Gonny goo goo
- yeah, that some funny *beep*

(nevermindanyspellingerrorrzzz)

badgers? badgers!? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!!

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[–] kimsanghyun1989 19 years ago

I luv the whole father speech at the BBQ.

'I know your seven, i know your seven, but you'll be a seven year old walking the dog no house motha *beep*

'What tha *beep* does goony goo goo mean Gus?'

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[–] Mars-Bringer-of-War 19 years ago

The john kerry look alike guy about 36mins into it.

I've already predicted your response through probability and permutation...

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[–] patztheking 19 years ago

the best line of the entire show has to be "and if you dont like it, you get the f*@£ out!"

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[–] Soulras 19 years ago

Definitely Mr. T
And I laughed my ass off when he did the James Brown and all the singers-- Holy S... that was funny.: You got, you got, you got what I need:)

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[–] spanky_boz 19 years ago

I've been listenin to James Brown for 20 years. I don't know what the *beep* James is talking about.

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[–] Chafic 19 years ago

James Brown don't know what James Brown is saying.

Chafic

"She was happy to see me only because she was on the rag, and I was her emotional tampon."

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[–] BOOBEAR66 19 years ago

DEXTOR ST JOCK LOL.
HALF !!!!!!!
M,FUFU, ZEBRA BITCH LOL.
SEXUAL DIEASE STUFF ( HERPES STAYS WITH YOU LIKE LUGGAGE LOL)
ICE CREAM MAN
MCDONALDS MADE BY MOM LOL
GOONEY GOO GOO
BBQ , DOG *beep* FURNISHER
ALL OF IT

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[–] herbsuperb 19 years ago

I get a kick out of "you know what I do to the dog when nobody's around...I go up to him and I kick the mother%#$@$r.....I kick the mother$#@!%r with everything I got Eddie...and then I giggle my mother$#@!ing a$$ off"

The Ice Cream Skit
Ralph Cramden and Ed Norton
Mr. T
Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs
Elvis farting
The White Kid that swears
Voting for Jesse Jackson
Chinese talking
Uncle Gus making a fire
The Throwing of the Shoe (like a boomerang mostly)
The Guy who doesn't like the Stevie Wonder impression
Eddie landing in Texas and the slave stuff
"Yeah thats my F$#@in bag....why motherf$#%er....A BLACK MAN CAN'T HAVE A SUITCASE?!?!?"
The dude in the audience
The Gooney Goo Goo-mobile
The white guy telling his jokes wrong

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[–] don_d18 19 years ago

The Joke he tells the little kid to say back at school. I thinkit went like:

There's a bear and a rabbit taking a *beep* in the woods.
There bear looks at the rabbit and asks
"do you have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit say's "No"
So the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit.

I don't know what's funnier the joke are the fact that there was a little kid at the show. It was funny how he led up to it saying "You didn't know Eddie Murphy cursed and talks about dicks and *beep* I bet you expected me to be doing Buck Wheat, Ooo tay"

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[–] Miura88 19 years ago

yo mother got a wooden leg with a kickstand

i can never look at Stevie Wonder again after delirious, his facial expressions are priceless.

It's all great, but Stevie Wonder leaves me rolling on the floor laughing the most

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[–] craigisageek 19 years ago

The whole innuendo about being in the bath with his brother and playing The Fart Game had me in tears!

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[–] fivefids 17 years ago

Yea, that was good, you got me, my mouth was open!

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[–] Flyer_1983 15 years ago

I get a kick out of "you know what I do to the dog when nobody's around...I go up to him and I kick the mother%#$@$r.....I kick the mother$#@!%r with everything I got Eddie...and then I giggle my mother$#@!ing a$$ off"

That's one of the first bits I saw from this performance. I heard that and almost thought I was gonna have a heart attack. I think it's Eddie's tone that totally sold it.

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[–] kinsociojey 12 years ago

All but three of those are from Raw.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/

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[–] jordans1stlady 19 years ago

Delirious
-"Our d!cks is dis big!!!"
-"A picture of Eddie Murphy's d!ck"
-"Roll charlie around"
-"She got a mustache!!!"
-"Yes...a special won ton soup for him"
-Chinese Man: "BIG MAC AND A LARGE ORDER OF FRIES! AND A CHERRY PIE!"
-"Ay yo nicca, barrel this cotton. Id be like suck my d!ck, Mastah!"
-to Stevie Wonder "You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a while motherf*ker"
-"Scare the b*tches into liking him. Throw your panties on the stage"
-"They be throwin p*ssy at me like frisbies. So much p*ssy. P*ssy be fallin out my pockets and sh*t. Oops watch ur step, thats mine."

Raw
-"Yeah I know he used to do sh*t for ya. But what has he done for u lately?"
-"We got McDonald's hamburgers. McDonald's! McDonalllld's. We got McDonolllds!"
-Kids "Eww, where u get that big welfare burger?" Crying "My momma made it!"

Im laughing just by typing this stuff. The whole thing is funny, both of them.

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[–] AmdeusMozart 19 years ago

The chinesse guy talking behind the door mixing up a soup with his own "d!ck, because they are making fun of the way he talks :

"Yes, very funny, veeeeery veeeery funny. Yes, we make a special Wonton soup for him"
(After that I never make fun of chinesse guys at restaurants. You never know.)

And the best, when Eddie explains when he hurt his eyebrough on the soap dish :

"My mother comes running in to the bathroom, sees my brother with a piece of sh!t in his hand, I was laying on the bottom of the bath tub, with blood gushing out of my eye, and G.I. Joe up mya a$$."

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[–] Youngin211 19 years ago

Ricky Ricardo
Mr. T
Elvis
Ralph & Ed
James Brown
Teddy P
Stevie Wonder
Michael Jackson
Mom As Clint Eastwood
Ice Cream
STD's
"Shut Up B!tch"!
Aunt Bunny
The Joke To Kids
Take A Sh!t In French
Star Trek Sh!t

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[–] BigRonz 19 years ago

I gotta say that this is the funniest thing I've ever seen (though a lot of Richard Pryor's old stuff, which Eddie bases most of his act on, is pretty freaking hilarious as well).

My favourite line, and I'm sorry to offend people, is when he's talking about homosexuals, something like this:

You can play tennis with a gay person, just after the game you say I'm gonna go get a beer what are you gonna do? I think I'll go suck some guy's d*ck. Well I'll see you later then.

Pure comedic genius. And the Big Brown Shark. Oh man too many to even start listing!
Oh I just thought of another one, his parody of Star Trek! Oh man I'm going to watch this right now!

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[–] Rand-M-Hero 18 years ago

ITS MAH HOUSE!!!!!! AND IF DONT LIKE IT THEN GET THE *beep* OUT!
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE DOGS NAME AFTA 3 YEARS LOOK....COCO! WHERE THE *beep* IS IT GOIN?!

sir this *beep* dick is in my coffee
want me to stir it for u?

Ricky Ricardo
Elvis
James Brown
Jesse Jackson
Stevie Wonder

Goonie GooGoo WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!
I went in eddies room the other nite and he was screamin and i shook him and i said wtf is wrong and he said "aunt bunny is comin to get me"
u didnt meet ur wife in a campin trip.....ur wifes a bigfoot isnt she gus?

ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!
i got some ice cream! i got some ice cream!

evrybody when i count to 3 evry whip out ur dicks and go AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! look all the white guys sat down now some r still standin ya'll must be italian!

u can win jesse coz ur bigger than harold washington *beep* HAROLD WASHINGTON MAN *beep* HIM RUN FOR PRESIDENT yeh *beep* dat sh*t....

The guy in the audience sayin "SHUT UP B*TCH!"

if i were a slave id *beep* sum1 up SUCK MY DICK MASTER!!!!!!!

MR SPOCK IT JUST MIGHT WORK SIR!!!!!! the sh*t worked last week *beep*

AY U THE *beep* DOIN STEVIE WONDER?! THAT SH*T AINT FUNNY *beep*

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[–] Pawn_Shop 18 years ago

Not a single crap joke on it. Now that is ann achievement.
Great end line too:
'What about Marie Ann Anderson? God bless America! Less than fifty years ago, a black woman couldn't sing opera here 'cuz of segregation. Today we got a nig*a talking bout the size of his dick. Goodnight

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