Some that always crack me up include the following.
Bring Alan Swann to Brooklyn?
Sure what are you ashamed of?
Everything!
Ladies are unwell Stone, gentlemen vomit.
Well time to go, we have to do this again someday say....oh at the turn of the century.
Ma, he's an actor not a river.
What are other lines that always make other fans laugh?
Go to bed Frank or this is going to get ugly.
Maddy - There are so many funny lines in this great movie that have already been mentioned, plus the scene where the mob guys come in at the end. Swann comes swinging in and saves the day. The audience thinks it's part of the show and laugh and applaud enthusiastically. As Benji's adorable mother would say, This is good stuff.
shareDouble the lad’s bet for me, you toad.
share“What I do with my schlong is my business.”
“How’s business?”
“Never better!”