Favorite lines?

Van Helsing: "Some vampires will believe anything."

Waldemar: "If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself."

Marge, the Real Estate Broker: "Do you have children?"
Waldemar: "As often as we can."

I've been chasing grace/ But grace ain't easy to find

i love the rosemary line and there was one about hey isnt that someone's boy? nah No, just a fruit bat.

hehee

“Stop it, owls!”