I hate Fulci

Go ahead, call me a troll.

I'm *beep* sick of Fulci though. I've watched the Gates of Hell trilogy because people keep insisting they're masterpieces.

But between the 15 minute scene of that one lady getting her multi-coloured face melted by an ever-filling jar of acid.

The lip-smacking spiders.

Boring, drab sets with bad soap opera music.

And now Bob.

I'm tired. Fulci is *beep* You can like his stuff, you can sing his praises, but these movies are awful. They're convoluted messes with the same gimmicky tropes used again and again. The dialogue is always painful. The acting is wooden. The endings are always vague and unfulfilling.

OH HEY. WE WENT DOWN THE STAIRS AND NOW WE'RE INSIDE THE PAINTING OF SOME HELL DIMENSION. HURDEDUR. THE END

"WELL THAT'S RESOLVED" *takes children and walks down the road* THE END.

Modern Argento is better than Fulci's classics. THAT'S HOW BAD HE IS. If someone tried to release any of this *beep* these days even SyFy would turn it down. But because they're older, people give them a pass because of how "quirky" all the flaws are. Guess what, Sharknado was quirky too. But it was still *beep*

Like Fulci.

That's all I gotta say about it.