LAURIE STRODE IS MICHAEL MYERS' SISTER!!!!!

There, just saved you from having to see this godawful movie with so much stupid shit in it (who slips on blood, anyway?)

God, this movie is dumb beyond belief, like the woman in the hot tub who doesn't recognise that the naked man she was just with is suddenly fully clothed, and gets killed for it. Or the dumb cop who says "he's not breathing" and also gets killed for it.

And what's with this dumb thing about forcing familial connections between protagonist and antagonist of movies of this time? Star Wars did it with Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader when the two were formally officially unrelated, and then they pull that "I am your father" CRAP on us! And this movie does it as well! It would've been much better if Laurie Strode was totally unrelated to Michael, as originally intended (at least I hope so). I dread to see the later movies (aside from the classic #3) which would play out as a soap opera worthy of Star Wars which ultimately became the Skywalkers vs the Palpatines, with CHILDREN BETWEEN THE TWO FAMILIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

And these same Halloween "fans" think that Halloween 3 is the low point in the series??? GET OUTTA HERE!!