ninja hilarity


For a guy trained as the ultimate ninja he sure is piss poor at hiding once he made it to the compound. It was like he was wearing ninja pheromones. And apparently all the staff ninjas at camp were missing tongues since none raised an alarm. Lol what a fun ridiculous movie, very enjoyable for the cheese factor.

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Ninjas can sense when other Ninjas are around. The best defense against a Ninja is another Ninja!
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Good answer.

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An entire army of ninjas once attacked Chuck Norris when he was sleeping. No one in that army ever woke up again

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And they're lucky that's all that happened to them!

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I noticed this and assumed he was letting them get real close, or give the false impression he didn't see one overhead, etc, so he could strike with surprise. It was spoken in the film that the ninja uses trickery and illusions as weapons.

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