If any film merits a sequel, it is this one.

Think of it. It could all be done in one shot. An overhead shot, high above the boat.
We will pick up where this film ended and spend approximately two hours watching the boat spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning.

Over the course of the new film, Harry gradually goes mad and yells to the heavens about “erect nipples!l

Then at the end, the camera cranes down to him, just as the coast guard happens upon the area and meets up with his boat.

The coast guard officer pleads with Harry to let the crew rescue him. But Harry look him in the eye and growls:
“I’m captain of this boat... now shut the fuck up!!!”
(they can even dub the same exact audio of Gene Hackman from Crimson Tide to save money).

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