Absolutely terrible film. Cant believe people worship this crap!

I just got back from the theater and I can't believe people are really enjoying this movie. I thought it was awful! I've never read the book, but I'm sure it's better. The directing was flat and boring, the writing was incredibly cliche. Every joke fell flat. The action scenes were so full of shaky cam, I couldn't see what was going on! You'd think this movie was shot during an earthquake. Chris Rock's performance was the worst the of the year so far; I was excited to see him do some drama, but he just mugged the whole time. His pants defecation scene was also so poorly done. Not sure what the writer was thinking there. Shaq's surprise cameo garnered a laugh or two, but his acting is terrible. Horrible greenscreen usage two during the robot fight scene.

I did like the musical score, and Ariana Grande's acting during the "ranch dresssing on my titties!" mental breakdown was well done. That end credits song with Billie Eilish and Seth Putnam was a little catchy. 2/10