Last night; DVR'ed it, watched on the couch; thought it goes in the "so bad it's really bad" category. The low for me was Regina Carrol's ridiculous Vegas number about having the phone in her suitcase, etc. For a minute or two there I thought I wasn't gonna make it.
About midway through it became obvious that this was a mad scientist film with the two title characters tacked on later in re-shoots because the backers knew it all just wasn't working. So it was really two bad films in one, or a sort of bad double feature with one bad film edited into the other and lots of meaningless support characters and sub-plot dead ends.
Other thoughts:
* My mind actually wandered during the title bout.
* Dracula as sort of a seedy pimp with a 'fro was a different take on the legend.
* Dracula tying up his victims was new, too.
* Dracula's zap-ring was kind of cool, but what the hell?
* Cabbage Patch Frankie.
* Fun to see 4E, and fun to hear the (uncredited) "Creature From The Black Lagoon" score.
This last one, I'll post in code to avoid spoilers, though it's been mentioned elsewhere: If Superman and Batman had not tied into it until the final five minutes of their film, and then Superman simply tore off Batman's arms and head, I'd have been a little bummed.
Who do I see about getting my ninety minutes back?
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