We had a blast with this one before, until it fell victim to a data purge, so let's have another go at it. I'll start:
"My name is Victoria Winters, and... wha.. what's an 'incestor'?"
"My name is Victoria Winters and I can't wait to watch Where The Action Is. But I cannot do so, for nobody in all of Collinsport has discovered a strange invention called television.
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and now that it's legal, I'm moving to Colorado for a Rocky Mountain High. Bye."
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and although as a resident of New England I guess I should be glad the Patriots won the Super Bowl... Wow, even I wouldn't have made that stupid play call!"
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and this online tax filing has me so confused. I just don't understand... After using whiteout for my booboos, I can't see the screen anymore. Can I right off the cost of a new monitor? I just don't understand."
shareMy name is Victoria Winters, and I've just received a job offer from a man named David Henesy asking me to be a live-in governess to his children in Panama. I had had a very bad experience with a boy named David that I was governess to in Maine. But, I have decided to take the job in Panama knowing that this David can only be an improvement on the last.
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and a catastrophic computer crash has prevented me from doing anything online for five friggin' days!"
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and although it's been two weeks since the idiot made an illegal left turn in front of me, totaling my vehicle, the swelling in my leg still hasn't subsided... *beep*er!"
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and neither myself, Burke, Joe or Dr. Woodard have ever heard of anything that punctures people in the neck and drains their blood. What does this mean? None of us understand it. Not one of us."
shareMy Name is Victoria Winters and I can't believe they're still making me say this shyt.....
Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...share